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Friday, November 7, 2025

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m probable for hoen
    Brian Ambuel
  2. Depends on how a deliverable goes that I think I can achieve in the morning
  3. And Matt joining
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goon ass
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Too true my man
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just saw a Christmas commercial
  7. Want to die
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe this will cheer you up, modelo has a winter seasonal beer
    Cullen Conway
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm
  10. Maybe I should drink
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That is what I actually meant
  12. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1986561872674627808
  13. https://x.com/MichaelFranzese/status/1986512126350139702
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matthttps://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1986561872674627808
    Couldn’t Trump just preemptively pardon everyone/anyone before he leaves office?
  15. Matt avatar
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle start doing this to evan with your cogs
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’d pay!
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good idea
  19. Wonder what a single 27 would cost
  20. Bout .65 I recon
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    $1.19 - Paul Maul Virginia Tobacco
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ad astra per aspera
  23. Rather, per aspera ad astra
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://youtu.be/E7hXVRdzJ1I
  25. Happy Friday boys
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
  27. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Noon?
  28. But where?
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think “somewhere uplifting” is as far as we got
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Didn’t you guys decide on Arby’s?
  31. Jamocha shakes and roast beef and cheddar for all
    Daniel Miller
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😋
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m ineligible, kid vomitted all over the daycare, several teachers and half his other class
    2
  34. Just an explosive situation there
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    At least it wasn’t shid
  36. Hope he is feeling better
  37. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Oh my
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn that’s wild
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Was he like running around spraying everything he could?
  40. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Well where my other hoeny boys at?
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m too hoeny to think clearly
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would but I’m doing shit with Heather this afternoon
  43. So sadly out
  44. But please go somewhere that would make me jealous (or cum) like sushi
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m open to making evan jealous
  46. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Let’s do it
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know what would really make me jealous is if you guys had a serious stroke off
    Kyle Derrick
  48. Matt avatar
    Isn’t sushi hard to find for lunch?
  49. I guess Afuri has sushi but I’m not sure if that’s enough to make Evan jealous
  50. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I think we’ve done Yama Sushi before
  51. I would do flying fish
  52. Matt avatar
    I always like flying fish
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah idk if there’s dank lunch sushi
  54. Matt avatar
    So noon flying fish?
    Brian Ambuel
  55. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Works for me
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna be a bit behind that
  57. Brian Ambuel avatar
    What time works for you?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    And there’s a chance I get sucked into some shit
  59. Matt avatar
    What time cullen I have some shit for you to suck
    2
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can yall stop talking about sucking shit, you’re making me jelly
    Cullen Conway
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s say 12:30?
    Brian Ambuel
  62. Matt avatar
    Reacted ✴️ to “Let’s say 12:30?”
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is that your new asshole, Matt?
  64. I thought it was ham pink?
  65. Matt avatar
    Yes
  66. No it’s golden baby got the Trump edition
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna be 10-15 late
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/jtalkk/status/1986644506931028320?s=46
  70. Matt avatar
    Where are the hoeningtons?
  71. Reacted 🖕 to “I’m gonna be 10-15 late”
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sucking shit
    Evan Bbbender
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    These guys devoured my sushi
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you saying they ate your gash out?
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Holmans hello Inn
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hello inn
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You may be able to get a decent creamer there at this hour
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hello cum
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    My phone knows I want to Hoen
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle ain’t here man?
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    My phone wants kyle
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did you guys know that dried cum turns brown on a white wall?
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    You need to see a doctor
    2
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. Maybe it’s beer…
  86. Nope, def cum
    Cullen Conway
  87. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’ve been furloughed too long
    Brian Ambuel
  88. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m going to send this thread to Mike Johnson and the government will be open tomorrow
    2
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It would probably trigger his porn detector
  90. And his son would think he is whackin
    2
  91. Would you fathers ever consider having your teenage son be your porno accountability buddy?
    Evan Bbbender
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    My cum is pink on the inside
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 1️⃣ to “Would you fathers ever consider having your teenage son be your porno accountability buddy?”
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now who needs to see a doctor
  95. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Being my accountability buddy is a full time job
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Strictly for pornog?
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s accountabilabuddy
  98. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Oh yes
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  101. Mmm malk
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gum free too!
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/sephirothsword_/status/1986848652204163518?s=46
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Carajillo incoming
    2
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It fucks
    Brian Ambuel
  106. Foxtrots is better
  107. Daniel Miller avatar
    Did you float an espresso shot ?
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I used nitro cold brew instead
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    Very nice.
  110. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Since I don’t have a espresso machine anymore and I like cold brew more
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    What if we biked to the Grasslands BBQ cheesesteak pop-up at Upright tomorrow at noon for lunch and then went to Garden Tavern for beer towers during the Ducks
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Suck shit
    Evan Bbbender