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Saturday, November 8, 2025

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tbh that sounds kind of nice but I don’t think I’m partaking
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could be into that
  3. Sucking shit, that is
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Alright well that’s my proposal
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It sounds fun I think I’m in
  6. Damn game is at 12:30 eh
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah you gotta bring the Saucery
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s my main hang up but that also helps if you are tryna hit that pop up
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conway
  10. https://www.instagram.com/p/DQxNpQ7kgFP/?igsh=MXZ2eHJ6cXBrdHp6ag==
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/drozotheclown/status/1986579160286814366?s=46
  12. *another game
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/filmupdates/status/1986632951715799384?s=46
  14. I’ll take “Civil War or Nazi” for 400, Alex
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Both
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mmm
  17. Alcohol
    Kyle Derrick
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The great equalizer
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Une lumière dans le ciel tout noir
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s that fucking Sartre?
  21. Is it “a light in the all black sky”?
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  23. Well no it’s not Sartre
  24. It’s molière
  25. Well no it’s not molière
  26. It’s Descartes
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That was an allusion to the “what is that fucking nietzche” quote
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ooo nice nice
  29. A little tru D
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eating good tonight
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    I went to the library and there was a mentally ill woman screaming on the front steps. I tried to
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    You’re the one mutilating squirrels , in with her
    Cullen Conway
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reiterating my plan for today for any and all who care to join. Biking to Upright for a cheeky pint and a Grasslands BBQ cheesesteaks, then up to Garden Tav for Ducks-Iowa
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m in for dux and tbd for cheesy bois
  36. Matt avatar
    So it’s a cheesesteak pop up at upright?
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  38. Sounds like we’ve got a Max
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
  40. Cullen Conway
    Part of a squirrel?
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    yes
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Looks like you had your way with it
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m assuming it was a coyote
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It almost looks like it was flayed or something
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The flayed squirrel of the dreadfort
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Precisely
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    Brian Ambuel
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unresistable  to JD
  49. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Precisely
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kind of crazy his wife is Hindu
  52. Interfaith marriage for conservatives seems unlikely
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t let them trick you into thinking they believe in anything
    2
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol Vance clearly does not
  55. It is funny think though. Like if you were actually a Christian and your spouse was Hindu, you basically believe they go to hell when they di
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    Better than being reincarnated as JD Vance’s wife
    Brian Ambuel
  58. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Kyle DerrickIt is funny think though. Like if you were actually a Christian and …
    He basically made comments to this effect a couple weeks ago
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They will divorce so Bance can get with Erika Kirk
  60. In time for his presidential bid 2028
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Perfect Frieza is very aspirational
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What about black frieza?
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not familiar
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well he’s black so it makes him stronger
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s half back
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Splitting hairs
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
  70. Both those Sammie’s sound quite nice
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Go?
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nah the timeline wouldn’t work for me
  73. I may pop by garden for a beer after halftime of the game though
  74. Assuming yall there
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 🤙🏻 to “I am pop by garden for a beer after halftime of the game though”
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also, evan, I worked Heather on the Costco beer tower at Nora’ birthday party
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh man that shit would be very dangerous to own
  78. But very awesome
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can picture you wasted playing aoe with a full beer tower next to you
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    There is a line for cheesesteaks which is surprising
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    lol
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    But it’s moving baby it’s happening
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not sure why that would be surprising
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was joking kyle
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It starts at 12?
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    We all anticipated this
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or already it sounds like
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s what it said but it’s already going
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yall gonna split Sammie’s so you can try both?
  90. The ol suae method
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll never tell
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/DQwuyn-ievK/?igsh=MWx3ZnIzeTBlYmMzOA==
  93. Heaven is real
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is that game?
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No idea just musing on Jerry’s being great
  96. Kyle I’m going socks and sandals for you
    Kyle Derrick
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Plain white socks plz
  98. Cullen Conway avatar
  99. My god
  100. Absolute heat
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn man shit looks nice
  102. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s so fucking good
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The one without the cum looks better
    Cullen Conway
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think spicy beef gets the slight nod but both are absolutely stellar
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The cum makes all the difference
  106. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I’m reviving the dream of Jerry’s for MNF if anyone’s interested
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 😒 to “I’m reviving the dream of Jerry’s for MNF if anyone’s interested ”
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    My god…
  109. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I expected a more enthusiastic reaction
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol, if only Jerry’s had a daycare
  111. Maybe I’ll get a bb
  112. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We’re going to get one
  113. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ooo, ok.
  114. Upgraded to questionable
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Uploaded to HOENY
  116. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Man yall love Jerry’s
  117. Oh it’s pack
  118. That place will be a fuckfest
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s the thing
  120. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Who doesn’t enjoy a good fuckfest
    Cullen Conway
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, you said you was hoeny
  122. Cullen Conway avatar
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Los creamos
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t see a tower
  125. Nor creamos
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oregon has a safety
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I seent tha
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    We’re saving the tower and Jell-O shots for you kyle
  129. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wouldn’t wait on my behalf
  130. I’m just coming for a single pint
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle can you bring some weed
  132. Edible
  133. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Go buy some
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I forgedded mine at home
  135. And I’m already here!
  136. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay I’ll bring you chunk
  137. But I’m gonna feed it to you baby bird style
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yum yum
  139. Kyle Derrick avatar
    (That means from my ass)
  140. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Stinky yum
  141. You can fart it into my mouth
  142. Max Lieberman avatar
    Reacted 💨 to “You can fart it into my mouth”
  143. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Precisely
  144. And it will be painted
  145. I’ll probably there at like 3
  146. Cullen Conway avatar
    I might remember seeing you
  147. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yall drinking that cut water egg nog?
  148. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m drinking that shit
  149. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Instead of sucking it?
  150. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/justinamash/status/1987242893879206053?s=46
  151. Evan Bbbender avatar
  152. Yo what the fuck WSJ
  153. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ZohranKMamdani/status/1319466953141006338
  154. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude is getting tatted at the bar
  155. Matt avatar
    Why aren’t you?