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Friday, September 5, 2025

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    What the fuck is this
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lightning delay
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    Outrageous !
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Game to return in 1 hour
  5. Fucking cock suckers
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wee were so back
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Not Devonta smith!
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s gonna be so well rested after the lightning delay. His return to the field will be explosive
    2
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anything to stop Saquon
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s fuckin your Widdle mouf
    Cullen Conway
  11. I wonder if I can get my damn weiner kids to bed and squeeze in an A before the lightning is over
    Cullen Conway
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro
  13. Lmao
    Daniel Miller
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Why did they even bother to come back
    Cullen Conway
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1963936927603732805?s=46
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    The data came out, it was terrible.
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah!
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Time to axe the commissioner
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Stimmy time
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it’s comin
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love that we’re losing so many manufacturing jobs
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    I bet he does it right before the midterms after some manufactured crisis
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t worry America, everything is fine! Don’t look at the jobs numbers it’s time to see Patrick Mahomes throw some touchdown
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  25. Jesus Christ.
    Cullen Conway
  26. https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1963788861743530185
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is that Chris Christie
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, and jb Pritzker
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/nickgerli1/status/1963743874561577165?s=46
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    This tweet won’t age well.
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a good thing I can only accept cash offers on my aunts condo!
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    How about a nice casual lunch to go with all these graphs
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mayhaps, lmk where yall go I may try to come hang for a bit
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    12 apples
    2
  35. Matt avatar
    Wen hoen?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apple time, Apple time
    Cullen Conway
  37. Matt avatar
    Can’t find their menu online
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    Whats all this apple crap
  39. Matt avatar
    Ok throwing out Laurelhurst or Flying Fish since everyone else is quiet
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d do fish.
  41. Both of those sound good
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bang bang?
    Matt
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Forgot about rain
  44. Like what the fuck is this
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOOftaDQrcf/?igsh=MXhqNTY3cnE1MjI4Zw==
    Cullen Conway
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What time sandwiches?
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Any time better fro you
  48. Pretty flexible today
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Have to take dog to vet at noon but should be fast
  50. 12:15?
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    You can do a vet appointment in 15 minutes?
  52. 1230 would be better for me
  53. Dat work for you, Matt? The lurkers out there in hoeny land?
    Matt
  54. Matt avatar
    Daniel Miller
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoeni
    Daniel Miller
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When summer is over will we dream of spring?
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wake me up when September ends bro
  58. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Hoen is back on the menu, boys
    2
  59. Matt avatar
    We might be in a recession but we are not in a hoencession
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Just trying to do our part to keep this whole thing afloat
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    Beauuuuutiful
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m hoengri
    Brian Ambuel
  63. Motherfuckers were doing meatballs today
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    Meatbaudible?
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think we’re too committed now
    Daniel Miller
  66. But should be an option in the future hoping they bring it back or make it a regular
  67. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Did we land on laurelhusrt?
    Daniel Miller
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think so
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.buffalobills.com/news/bills-place-kicker-tyler-bass-on-injured-reserve#:~:text=The%20Buffalo%20Bills%20placed%20kicker,in%20for%20Bass%20on%20Sunda
  70. O no
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
    O no Buffalo
  72. Matt avatar
    I’m an ass man but not a bass man
  73. Prater though oof
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Rodrigo Blankenship, YOU are a buffalo bill
  75. Fuck prater
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can they bring back the gang rapist?
  77. Matt avatar
    I think he’s on another roster already
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Typical NFL
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/DOO9DkwEgOQ/?igsh=aWw3OGVqZDU3eWU3
  80. New hatred just dropped
  81. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hey guys
  82. Thanks for making me
  83. The drunkest dad at daycare pickup
    5
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s my guy!!
  85. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Seriously any time
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 drunkest dad at daycare
  87. Max Lieberman avatar
    Reacted 🍸 to “420 drunkest dad at daycare”
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How do I stop the drinking
  89. ?
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    You don’t
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh