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Friday, August 8, 2025

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Would you let this guy crank your hog
  2. https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1953365178231173494?s=46
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s got the raw egg to prove it
  4. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/tongbingxue/status/1953617871533424830
  5. Matt avatar
    Where is the max hoen tomorrow?
  6. Max Lieberman avatar
    Daniel Millerhttps://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1953365178231173494?s=46
    I can think of no one more apt to hammer hand my hog
  7. MattWhere is the max hoen tomorrow?
    Great question - should be back from Beaverton around 1p, Mercedes likely in tow. We’re going to try to get in to fantino on division for dinner when they open at 5, then maybe foxtrot for cocktail
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is there lunch tomorrow?
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m down
  10. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Is there lunch tomorrow?”
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We could…try the new spot on Broadway
  12. Max Lieberman avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Is there lunch tomorrow?”
  13. Max Lieberman avatar
    No naughty boy tonight?
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m a sleepy lazy boi
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/klonnypin_gosch/status/1953558414510170186?s=46
  16. Matt avatar
    3
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MattWhere is the max hoen tomorrow?
    Lmk if/when you are going to foxtrot and I may bike over
    Max Lieberman
  18. Matt avatar
    Happy birthday Max
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    Happy birthday, Brombre!
  20. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Happy Birthday Max!
  21. Max Lieberman avatar
    Thank u gentlemen - I was probably going to go to rooster on Sunday if any boys and their wives want to join - could do Saturday if that’s better.

    Here’s some options for bullshit: Today lunch hoen could be cocktails at my house
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    I want rooster Sunday- just suggested it to Amanda 15 minutes ago haha
    Max Lieberman
  23. Max Lieberman avatar
    Hell yeah dude going to be a billion degrees
  24. The cock gon be poppin
  25. Matt avatar
    We are going to Bend tomorrow so going to miss out on the cock unfortunately
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    My cock gonna pop
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m in
  28. I’ll bring my little dick
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “I’ll bring my little dick”
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    We pick a lunch spot yet ?
  31. And time
  32. And vibe
    Cullen Conway
  33. Should we just dimos
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We could try after hours?
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I’m down, if it doesn’t work out, I’ll eat fish and chips at RAT with the smoke god.
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I literally cannot find their hours of operation to
  37. Tho
  38. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/afterours.pdx/
  39. Looks like 5pm unfortunately
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
  41. https://pdx.eater.com/openings/105428/after-ours-portland-bar-opening
  42. Maybe this is a lie
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Well that’s contradictory
  44. I’m inclined to believe the insta
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, direct from the source
  46. Taco Peddler and Rat ?
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Taco pedaler is abysmal
  48. Like disgusting
  49. Max Lieberman avatar
    Interested in turning peel 9 dollar margheritas or nah? Hat yai?
    Brian Ambuel
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hat Yai sounds good.
  51. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Either works for me
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hat yai would fuck
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    I got out so seldom and inflation is so confusing that I cannot tell if a 9 dollar margarita is a deal.
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What time?
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hat Yai at noon ?
  56. Brian Ambuel avatar
    1230 better for me
  57. Max Lieberman avatar
    Pizza Dan not drink
    Daniel Miller
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Petition to permanently change “noon” to “goon” in this chat
  59. Max Lieberman avatar
    9 dollar lunch ok
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    Goon 30 at Hat Yai
    Max Lieberman
  61. Lock it in
    Brian Ambuel
  62. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Max does that work for the birthday boy
  63. Matt avatar
    Max said he isn’t back in town until 1 earlier
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can do 1
  65. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Likewise
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    Would actually prefer it.
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Does that mean 1:30/ 2, because Max?
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Max, we need a ruling here
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets do 1
  70. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Lets do 1”
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Lets do 1”
  72. Max Lieberman avatar
    Sorry my bad I was driving 1-130 is awesome if that works for yall
  73. 1 should be fine
  74. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Lets do 1”
  75. Max Lieberman avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Lets do 1”
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We could do 1:15 eh?
  77. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “We could do 1:15 eh?”
  78. Matt avatar
    Belmont right?
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yarp
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is we 1:15 then?
  81. Matt avatar
    Reacted 💦 to “Is we 1:15 then?”
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt
  83. Max Lieberman avatar
    Reacted 💥 to an image