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Thursday, August 7, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/USA_Polling/status/1953199351808876764
    Max Lieberman
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God that’s good.
  3. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think her dad was my state senator at one point.
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/sama/status/1953264193890861114?s=46
  5. Seriously bro? The fucking Death Star?
  6. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/staidindoors/status/1953464433600053271
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://pdx.eater.com/openings/105428/after-ours-portland-bar-opening
  8. Hoen lunch spot ?
  9. Matt avatar
    Probably insanely busy tomorrow if it just opened today?
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, but who else needs to drink as much as we do at noon on a Friday
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a cursed location but that food looks great
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    What was there last
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think it was scholar? An Italian restaurant?
  14. Then prior like it was a frame shop? Idk it was a bunch of shit
  15. maybe it was the churro place
  16. It’s been many things and somehow taco pedaler (terrible) is still open
  17. Matt avatar
    Wen hoen though
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big boy hoenies
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just realized I haven’t hoened in like 3 weeks
  20. Matt avatar
    So wen hoen
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It was skyline diner for a bit
  22. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/spykidsthumb/status/1953198256151810376
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m out this week unless hoen is in ATL
  24. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “I’m out this week unless hoen is in ATL”
  25. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Show your colleagues the way of the Hoen
    Cullen Conway
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
  27. Drinks henny exclusively
  28. Must feel awful frequently
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DND0lSMujLi/?igsh=MXJzdnJ2NzYwNHRoZg==
  30. Let’s. Fucking. GOOOO!!
  31. Beat the ravens,
    Give them Edgar Allen Woes
    Go Colts
    *neeeigh*
  32. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We came of age just in time, boys
  33. https://x.com/picotop/status/1953502775494484077?s=46
    Evan Bbbender
  34. Last generation that fucks
    2
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Let’s see it for gay men
    2
  36. They will always fuck
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3
  38. Max Lieberman avatar
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    Reacted with a sticker to “They will always fuck ”
  39. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/okimstillhungry/status/1953521507852071090
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3
  41. Max Lieberman avatar
    It’s my birth tomorrow - Mercedes has the day off and we’re heading to my mom’s in the morning, but if there’s hoenin to be had when we get back, I’d take a taste of i
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  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well God damn happy birthday lad
  43. Max Lieberman avatar
    Thanks man 100.5 horse years
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    What a stud
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kind of makes me want to stroke my shit
  46. Max Lieberman avatar
    That’s the stuff yeah good
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Happy Birthday.
  48. Will you also be celebrating your Girthday
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Happy pre birthday, Max
  50. That is 3 homies with August birthdays in this chat
  51. Anyone know the calculation for converting human hog size to horse?
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bag?
  53. Max Lieberman avatar
  54. Max Lieberman avatar
    I will also be finishing a union meeting at migration around 830/9 if any naughty daddies need a night cap on 28th
  55. Max Lieberman avatar
    Tonight thatnis
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mayhaps, mayhaps