Friday, May 9, 2025

https://dailycaller.com/2025/05/08/new-gop-bill-sledgehammer-online-porn-industry/

[frantically ordering 22TB external hard drive]

This one WILL cost them the mid terms

It’s part of the grand scheme to outsource all porn to chatbots

Grok have sex with me

Grok, play kiss me by sixpence the richer

https://www.mcmenamins.com/events/261948-2nd-annual-goonfest-brewfest

Tickets for what!?!

Wow we have to go

It’s an S tier crank off

Or crankathon

Pick your poison

https://x.com/thewienercircle/status/1920585770659668042?s=46

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHsf95NNF0j/?igsh=MXRsbXFlZTNvZTVxOA==

Lunch tomorrow ^^

https://x.com/playstationuk/status/1920803566752539058?s=46

That’s enough work for today

I am unable to walk around with Dimo today

Unless hoen lunch is in cannon beach then I’m in

Thanks, Dan

None. Maeve, Amanda, and I just did a little getaway

I have located a superior martini here if anyone was looking for a good martini on the coast

I do have taffy..

https://www.opb.org/article/2025/05/08/portland-fire-laurelhurst-park-tree/

Man if this was a couple months later this would have been real bad

There is video of the tree on fire

Delilah 🤮 so I’m out for lunch

I’m out for lunch but would pop for a drink afterwards if that goes down

It’ll be a hoen-time decision for me dog

We just did a little getaway ☺️

I can only eat sandwich today and can’t binge drink sadly

Smoke some cogs at least

Can do!

There are some dudes crushing raniers and cogs on the beach right now

Fucking kings

Probably been up all night

Looks like it

Don’t know who she is

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1920662757780975692

Dude so true

Do Jews claim a cog brand?

Like what do the elderly jewish men smoke?

https://x.com/pjayevans/status/1920893464700469618

I can barely stay awake after that sandwich

Anyone trying to trip later?

Siempre

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