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  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    Trump has to say something soon, this is too much chaos
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Winning*
  3. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909034134401646727
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan got his wish!!
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    I wonder if they come for our houses next…
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hold your loved ones bros.
  7. https://x.com/jasongoepfert/status/1909042602210423192?s=46
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The libs are so fucking cooked
  9. Daniel Miller
  10. Matt avatar
    Wonder how long he will let it go on
    Daniel Miller
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2
  12. MattWonder how long he will let it go on
    Until we’re great again
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    If the white lotus season finale is bad, this could get even worse!
    2
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    I probably won’t watch tonight so no spoilers please
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll spoil
    Matt
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Please don’t
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I might spoil!
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt emboldened you
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe I’ll outsource the spoil to Dan
  20. Who is a very seasoned spoiler
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’ll do
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    Spoil
  23. You’ll love it. It’s a way of life
  24. I first spoiled a Brandon Sanderson book for evan in like 2017. Been hooked ever since
    Cullen Conway
  25. Also learned that I enjoyed torturing cullen that weekend
    2
  26. Wait, am I ok
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are you a sicko?
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are you asking because I told you that whenever I check into a new hotel room I play the succession soundtrack and jerk off on the window
    Brian AmbuelCullen Conway
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Maybe, maybe not
  30. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/shreyabasu003/status/1909010464186483082
  31. Wonder what Jen’s Trump loving dad who was planning on retiring in the next couple of years thinks about his 401k currently
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Probably the same stupid shit as the rest of the diehards
  33. That this is all part of the plan/art of the deal
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ehh, we’ll likely be fine before the end of the year.
  35. I hope
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Art of the deal
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    The article that the ghost writer of that book wrote about trump is one my all time faves
  38. Matt avatar
    Cool that its only April of trumps first year
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, he’s really speed running the end of the world
  40. Daniel MillerThe article that the ghost writer of that book wrote about trump is o…
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man, from 2016. Might be fun to read given everything that has happened since then
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bitcoin down 10%. Did our national reserve of Crypto kick in already?
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We’re getting a circuit breaker tomorrow
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    [Woos loudly]
    Brian Ambuel
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan never misses a woo
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    2
  47. Me soon
  48. Matt avatar
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol.
  50. https://x.com/DeItaone/status/1909248236142866827
  51. That’s our dude.
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol, and it was fake, unclear.
  53. Matt avatar
    Haha market bounced back for a brief moment on that announcement too
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Still can’t tell if it was real
  55. Matt avatar
    White House not confirming it is funny stuff
  56. Trade war is when you take a shock and awe approach to your own economy it’s just how you win
  57. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1909251044632051900
  58. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Garrett_Archer/status/1909255972524306918
  59. That guy was the one I saw tweet the “news” and then a retraction
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s usually pretty good
  61. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/daveweigel/status/1909251749308740033
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    People don’t know that?
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel Miller
  64. Matt avatar
    I mean if the markets respond like that to one of his headlines?
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean, I’m assuming it was on an actual Bloomberg terminal
  66. Matt avatar
    At least at the time being he appears to be the original source
  67. https://x.com/samstein/status/1909252161638187081
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is nice to know that this price action is completely due to the tariffs
  69. And would go away
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    That much is very true
  71. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/TheStalwart/status/1909263786717933572
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  73. This is outrageous
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s kind of getting to the point where I don’t want to follow it anymore
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    If only the stakes weren’t like so total
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s just so fucking stupid
  77. Matt avatar
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The real failing here was a lack of trans athletes
  79. Matt avatar
    Turns out my 401k was super woke
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Coach, I’m trans
    Matt
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MattTurns out my 401k was super woke
    Mine is significantly less woke in the past week
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    My work is done for the day, when A ?
    Cullen Conway
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol
  84. I have so much stupid work
    2
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gotta enjoy it before I lose my job
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe you will just get demoted to sweatshop worker?
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
  88. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/deepfates/status/1909254476558750158
    Daniel Miller
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Good news guys, today is national beer day
    Cullen Conway
  90. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/arielhelwani/status/1909346083718971781
  91. That gets a hell yeah from me
  92. Matt avatar
    Is the stock market officially a shitcoin now?
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    [always has been meme]
  94. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1909351624491122709
    Brian Ambuel
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    Exactly what we need
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone know if there is a national cigarette day?
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/chineseembinus/status/1909350269009219937?s=46
    Daniel Miller
  98. Max Lieberman avatar
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/voidsrus4/status/1908800116984545316?s=46
    2