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Tuesday, April 8, 2025

  1. Matt avatar
  2. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kenklippenstein/status/1909400762318233822
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This shit is so funny
  4. Nobody is going to have jobs and we’re going to have sky high inflation
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/gabebergado/status/1909081482120798309?s=46
  6. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/dril/status/1909442997332443494
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Inshallah
  8. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ok_but_still/status/1909252563347947976
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    3
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn he made it ren & stimpy style
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    Glad you picked up on that
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh yeah immediately that’s a huge move from me
  13. Love
  14. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/pjayevans/status/1909376487306019217
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    https://x.com/daveweigel/status/1909552890290512348
    Cullen Conway
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bag Friday?
    Cullen Conway2
  17. En serio
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    We have to wait until we are brown out and have evan use his powers
  19. It’s the only way
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fair enough
  21. But pre meditated is more my style
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen ConwayBrian Ambuel
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where does one even get a bag these days
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Flown in from LA or Shakedown Street apparently
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s the rub
  26. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Jason knows a guy
    Cullen Conway
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its so easy to get in cities that I only visit for two days but seemingly impossible in a place I’ve lived for two decades
  28. Wait, my last two vacations involved cocaine benders
  29. I’m fine
  30. Brian Ambuel avatar
    https://x.com/molly0xfff/status/1909623512454647896?s=46
  31. Lfg
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love Molly white she’s great
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Finally , we can freely fraud
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Get out the slurp juice, brother
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    I like how this administration manages to do the worst thing on every single issue, remarkable.
    Cullen Conway
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This will be good for the industry
  37. https://x.com/deitaone/status/1909646747636298165?s=46
  38. Speaking of which
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hes gonna give the world economy such a teary eyed, throat gaggy, head smashing skullfucking
  40. Just nasty shit
  41. China will send their currency to 0 and make their Temu shit even cheaper for a decade if they have to, we can’t beat them at this game
  42. Matt avatar
    No don’t worry all of these American corporations are ready to step up and fill the role that the Chinese government plays to get us through i
  43. Just set their tax rate to 0 and it will totally happen
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Heh, if only.
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol, even yields are up again, these donkeys couldn’t even figure that one out, so fucked,
  47. Matt avatar
    The market had chilled out too much they needed to make it clear that they want a crash
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    I feel like they have way too much misplaced confidence
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah it’s great that they’re getting good advice though
  50. And that this will all work out
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Obama was afraid of printing money 2008, he didn’t think the outcome would be predictable and thought the risk was too high, when everyone around him including Joey B wanted him to stim harde
  52. None of these clowns have that kinda restraint
  53. Matt avatar
    Tight they’re looking to immediately start war w/Iran too
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah the foreign policy is all over the place
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Speed running the destruction of the modern world
  56. Brian Ambuel avatar
    The market right now is trillions moving on vague interpretations of which courtesans have gained sway with the mad king in a given moment
    2Cullen Conway
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1909593715795951676?s=46
    Daniel Miller
  58. Damn how did I miss this one
  59. Brilliant
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    We are so back
  61. That is the guy who moved markets yesterday with an incorrect tweet though haha
  62. Matt avatar
    Clean coal
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah he’s largely pretty good at reporting despite just being some guy
  64. Brian Ambuel avatar
    This is my favorite thing in markets today
  65. https://x.com/thestalwart/status/1909655745349529868?s=46
    Evan Bbbender
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So good
  67. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909659616235196886
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    https://x.com/MrBeast/status/1909621956258775458
    Kyle Derrick
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Making cogs now!?
    Cullen Conway
  71. Matt avatar
    We really are living like the jetsons
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    Do we still have to pay our taxes
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes but fraud is okay now
  74. In fact it may be entirely necessary to carry on with consumer spending
  75. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Put all your money in crypto and it can’t be fraud
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Definitely won’t have to worry about any cap. Gains
  77. (Because it only goes down)
  78. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/kathrynw5/status/1909701933289341182
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s really true
  80. It’s really so bad we had to go back to trump like third term is so much more exhausting than his first term
  81. Brian Ambuel avatar
    In good news:
  82. https://x.com/mcsquared34/status/1909615587581395122?s=46
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Makes me wanna a
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
  85. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/Quorators/status/1909641491007328441
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Brian Ambuel
  87. “Please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack”
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  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Evan Bbbender“Please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack”
    Very well, Bart, I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell
  89. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Destroy all the data centers. No more computer for these people
    Cullen Conway
  90. https://x.com/rmc031/status/1909715115751932190?s=46
  91. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yet another problem that could be solved by just getting jerked off by someone
  92. Max Lieberman avatar
    Daniel MillerYet another problem that could be solved by just getting jerked off b…
    I solve all my own problems💦💦💦🌊💧🌊🌊🌊🌊💦💦💧💧💧
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  93. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Daniel MillerYet another problem that could be solved by just getting jerked off b…
    Reacted 💦 to “I solve all my own problems💦💦💦🌊💧🌊🌊🌊🌊💦💦💧💧💧”