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Sunday, January 26, 2025

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 nyc
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait
  3. You…wait
  4. There can only be one AM 420 and one PM 420
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not if it goes by local time
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ll have to vote on this
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s easier to just roll with it
  8. Like 420 is 420
  9. Max Lieberman avatar
    It’s 420 somewhere
  10. I vote counts
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To quote a wise man “420 blaze it resides in the soul”
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    So if I know brian is in NYC, for example, can I challenge him and hit one at 1:20 PT?
  14. Or you travel you get uncontested
  15. Matt avatar
    Get on that time zone
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s local my man
  17. You can only claim a 420 if it’s 420 for you
  18. Otherwise nearly every 20 after would be a 420
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    I understand I’m just pointing out that travel is a layup
  20. Or a free throw I guess
  21. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yes it’s uncontested if you’re in a timezone on your own
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  23. Max Lieberman avatar
    So I still have a chance to come back for the lead if I live some 420 seeking nomad lifestyle?
    3
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Precisely
  25. Everyone is in it
  26. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/banalplay/status/1883340597530075264
    Evan Bbbender
  27. Matt avatar
    Jen was up hurling last night not sure we can do the football game here
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh damn
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shoot that sucks
  30. Maybe she was just anxious about the bills performance?
  31. Matt avatar
    If I puke too that’s why
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Precisely. Sympathy induced anxiety barfing
  33. Matt avatar
    Huge hawk in my back yard got a bird
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s pretty sick
  35. Nature is metal
  36. Matt avatar
    That fucker is bigger than your dog
    Cullen Conway
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My dog is very small
  38. Matt avatar
    He’s making a mess back there it’s going to be gross to clean up but I can’t stop watching
    Cullen Conway
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe you should head to the bills bar now to hold a table
    Matt
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Probably a line camped out around the corner already
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s goat sunday
    Cullen Conway
  42. Matt avatar
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So guess we gotta watch at the kc bar?
  44. Since Matt’s is off the table
  45. Matt avatar
    Is there a KC bar?
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle goes there every week for the racist chants
  47. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I lead the racist chants
  48. It’s okay because I’m 1/64 chieftain
    Max Lieberman
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/TheThomasDeLaus/status/1883281965669036533
    Matt
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MattIs there a KC bar?
    It’s every bar. Americans team!
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
  52. Matt avatar
    Went out to clean up the hawk mess so the dog didn’t get it and he only left feathers what a good guy
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Don’t let anyone make a chiefs headdress with that or you’re fucked
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He’s fucked because they are playing the goat
  55. Matt avatar
    Attachment
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So what’s good for footy?
  57. I had planned to hang with the boiz this time
  58. Max Lieberman avatar
    I’m down to clown for 2nd half of eagles and the Billies game
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m interested in hanging
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m interested in commandeering this flight suit
  61. Matt avatar
    Dickarus
    2
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bar?
  63. Matt avatar
    Which
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Satellite has great food
    Evan Bbbender
  65. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/deanjnorris/status/402866510655287296
    Cullen Conway
  66. Max Lieberman avatar
    Scoreboard
  67. It has bad food
    Matt
  68. Matt avatar
    Tinker tavern
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    Good food
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If we went to ti ker for second half of eagles game could we get table you think?
  71. Tinker
    Max Lieberman
  72. And are there any fallbacks nearby?
  73. I’d wreck some beef
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fallback on my dick
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’d have to get there at the beginning of the eagles game lol
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It fills up that quickly when the bills aren’t playing ?
  77. Matt avatar
    I imagine it will be pretty busy for both games
  78. It’s also not a huge place unfortunately not a lot of room to stand otherwise
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    I bet people are already there drinking
  80. Championship game
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tailgating
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Essentially yes
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay so tinker is off the table?
  84. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/dril/status/1883575931962531878
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just need somewhere with Guinness and I can rip cogs
  86. Matt avatar
    Rat doesn’t have football?
  87. George’s?
    Cullen Conway
  88. George’s
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Rat would work
  90. George’s could also work
  91. Even though they don’t sell pitchers anymore
  92. Matt avatar
    They still have sadness though
  93. Max Lieberman avatar
    Tom’s
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Too sad
  95. Max Lieberman avatar
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does holmans have screens?
  97. The incel bar is apparently owned by a big chiefs fan, go figure
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go Mr NO
  99. Matt avatar
    Incel bar?
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hop haven
  101. Matt avatar
    Why is it incel bar?
  102. Max Lieberman avatar
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    MattWhy is it incel bar?
    I have perceived the clientele to look like fucking losers
    Matt
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Should we skip footy and just go to the blue diamond?
    2
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s just go to Arby’s
  106. A round of arbtinis on me
    Kyle Derrick
  107. Matt avatar
    Where hoen
  108. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You guys are inspiring me to stay home and goon instead
    2
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goon! Goon!
  110. Attachment
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    Zack SQUIRTZ
  112. Max Lieberman avatar
    Holmans?
  113. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk if they show sports anymore
  114. We would need a backup if trying holmans
  115. I guess Katie o briens is down the road from holmans
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    Let’s go Mr NO
    Evan Bbbender
  117. Max Lieberman avatar
    Perfect
  118. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What is Mr NO?
  119. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ask Dame
  120. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t have his number
  121. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why kick now
  122. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lmao
  123. Saquon
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    Saquon is insane
  125. Matt avatar
    What a beast
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s kind of funny at this point
  127. Cullen Conway
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    Rub that on your asshole and see if it bleaches it
  129. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s from Scotland
  130. Matt avatar
    What a dumb game already
  131. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kind of makes me want to party
  132. Cullen Conway avatar
    That punter pass was pretty dank
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cream
  134. Cullen Conway avatar
    Max nice suggestion with those two brothers chopped Sammie’s
  135. Max Lieberman avatar
    V dank
  136. Cullen Conway avatar
    Big too
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eternal squirt stain of the cum drenched hide
    Kyle Derrick
  138. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Idk what that means but it’s beautiful
  139. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/BillsRunDeep2/status/1883528271863988528
    Matt
  140. Matt avatar
    Shank
  141. Not quite a doink but fun nonetheless
  142. Cullen Conway avatar
    2
  143. Max Lieberman avatar
    Heading to holmans shortly
  144. Matt avatar
    Ticky tack flag
  145. Expect to see more today
  146. Matt avatar
  147. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt have you started puking and shidding yet?
  148. Matt avatar
    And cumming
  149. Cullen Conway avatar
    Washington really making some dumb plays
  150. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/_jacosta/status/1883349484790546498
  151. Max Lieberman avatar
    Holmans - empty, screen down and kinda poor quality image with sound off. Katie O’s may be preferable
    Evan Bbbender
  152. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah sounds like it
  153. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Meet at Katie’s?
    Max Lieberman
  154. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/BadSportsRefs/status/1883571908714856664
  155. Cullen Conway avatar
    You can vape in Katie’s
    3
  156. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was smoking in there a few weeks ago
    Evan Bbbender
  157. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I was running there at 12:45 am a few weeks ago
  158. Matt avatar
  159. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m walking to Katie’s is
  160. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/97Vercetti/status/1856490812374196354
  161. Matt avatar
    This is the opposite of the delay of game strategy
    Cullen Conway
  162. Cullen Conway avatar
    This is literally the delay of game Strat but with encroachment
  163. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Will Shipley ftw
  164. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/BuffaloBills/status/1883611054279631354
  165. Honestly his best one yet
  166. Kyle Derrick avatar
  167. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You’re having a nice mmm?
  168. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Katie o briens best modelo
  169. Evan Bbbender avatar
    BEST
  170. how many of yall are over there
  171. I’m just finishing up more moving shit
  172. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Come hang
  173. Its dark, mildewy and near steam
  174. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mmm steam
  175. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mahomes goat
  176. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alright I’m coming
  177. If Matt’s not there the chiefs are going to win
  178. If he’s there, the bills will win
  179. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sound
  180. Max Lieberman avatar
  181. Matt avatar
    We are going to lose
  182. Cullen Conway avatar
    WHAT A PUNT
  183. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hareem kunt
  184. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hareempie
    Kyle Derrick
  185. Matt avatar
    Reacted 🖕 to “Hareempie”
  186. Reacted 🖕 to “Hareem kunt ”
  187. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Still time to come to the bar
  188. Matt avatar
    If we take the lead I will
  189. Max Lieberman avatar
    MattWe are going to lose
    You could make the difference
  190. By drinking at Katie O’s
  191. Matt avatar
  192. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s go Mr no