Thursday, December 5, 2024

https://x.com/DaveMcNamee3000/status/1864407004007047576


This is meadows. Monday 👀

Cascadian concrete time baby

5-9” bro bro, and the next days haven’t been projected yet

I reiterate, cascadian concrete time baby

Yeah I’ll go regardless

Yeah that’s just how our snow is

Maybe it’ll be early season sweetness

Unclear how much snow there’ll be Sunday but all the good shit from Saturday will be carved out

Except for the secret stash

In my asshole

Bro it’s supposed to snow Sunday too, “at times heavy”

Moms spaghetti

Exactly

Yeah it’s looking better than it did a few days ago

I’m I to it

I might even beat up Cullen’s gash on the lift

We just need a Matty Z

To confirm it

I think that Alice is giving birth to Franklin right now

You think so?

Dan, come shred

I think so!!

I rolled up to the very small terrain park today on vista and sat down and some kid went “what are you doing over here old man?” as he rode b

I’m not sure if it qualifies as welder abuse but I think it does

https://www.tiktok.com/@xran..domx/video/7432653206154530080

Did you then ride onto the flat box?

Natürlich

Reacted 🤙 to “Natürlich”

How could he tell you were old with your diminutive build?

What

Silence, gash!

https://x.com/BNONews/status/1864531627755336119

Executive security going to make my health insurance more expensive next year

I love that for America you know, that we’ll soon have to protect the worst people with private security

I think I have to go to Costco this weekend, should I do a chicken bake review and give it a few booms?

Boom

Precisely

Only if it’s a double chunk chocolate cookie

Or pussy

Anyone want lunch tomorrow?

Likely

I could dig it

Would hoen

That’s a hoen-i-dad

Could we do a Laurelhurst?

Let’s do something different

Wing stop

Would

Wing stop it is

What do you suggest Cullen

I will come up with suggestions

Wing stop on 102nd it is

Mmmm yum

I’d actually fuck with eem again but I’ll think of others

Hat Yai oiled be good

I’ve also been wanting to try Turning Peel for a while

But it’s pizza and I know that’s contentious on a Friday

Why can’t we do mama khouris

Why doesn’t ANYONE LIKE MEDITERRANEAN FOOD

I’d fuck that

I love it

I liked it last time I went

Then LETS FUCKING GO THERE

(Tiddies)

What’s the name of the spot again?

Mamma Khouri’s

Ohhh thought we were talking about that place you were hyping/ arguing with Cullen about recently

Blutos, perhaps?

Yess that’s the one I was thinking of

Blutos slaps

Would Aldo happily go there

Aldo hates blutos

Swype strikes again

But I’m going to continue to use it and have egregious typos

Typos are part of life

Some would say that occasionally enhances life

That’s very Bob Ross of you

The typos I have with Swype aren’t nearly as upsetting to me as when apple just changes what I fucking type on the desktop Messages app

Yeah! Duck apple!

https://x.com/KrangTNelson/status/1864743238965383507

Congrats Dan!!!

Also, Hoen lunch?

Congrats big daddy

Phranqy coming to lunch?

FRANKLIN BITCOIN MILLER HAS ARRIVED

Mazel

Evan with the stickers

Can’t hold back

These are celebratory stickers!

I was kinda hoping for a 420 son this am

That would have been sick

https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/1864433605671334185

lol

https://x.com/asfleischman/status/1864649728996040798?s=10

This dude? Mowing down warm holiday beers at work?

(Would)

Traditional Irish breakfast on st paddy’s day I believe we were at RAT by like noon that day

What I’m saying is I should be secretary of defense

Dude just stood there and methodically took them all down. Respect

Guy’s penis falling off at work

Just appreciate the little things boys

Because the little things can fall off your body

Oh no

Can you put it back on?

Max stop violating my hippa

I think it’s a goner

Oh no…

Does he get to bring it home still?

What makes a penis fall off?

Must be cancer since you work oncology?

It wasn’t from excessive gooning was it?

Or too little gooning??

Almost certainly the latter

Not enough gooning - sad, all to common

So its true if you don’t use it you lose it?

It is

I’m setting up a daily phone reminder to use my dinger