Thursday, July 18, 2024

https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1813715902250017022

https://x.com/kasie/status/1813726276844392950

https://x.com/hbomberguy/status/1813795332503007558?s=46

Sick fuck

Man matt gaetz is really looking like Bruce Campbell in escape from la



https://x.com/Reuters/status/1813940607531753964

Byeden

Feels like it’s too late to matter?

That’s a shit take coming from a guy who claims he likes to edge

Big stretch!

Nah just roll his corpse in front of the cameras for as long as possible like they did Feinstein that’s definitely better

I mean he is/was gonna lose regardless. And so will his replacement. He will be gone at end of term either way

Idk man a new candidate could pretty significantly change the dynamic of the race. It’s not like trump is popular

🤞

I like your optimism

No you don’t

Shut up, bitch!

It’s never been more Joever

https://x.com/JakeWilkns/status/1813943745676730691

I’ve never had more respect for pelosi

Time to wheel in Jimmy Carter

I’m writing in Troy regardless

Idk honorary mayor and tourism czar of Cougar is a pretty big job already

I think he also cooks the meth for the region

https://x.com/beinlibertarian/status/1813780040955687046?s=46

https://x.com/thestalwart/status/1813964776898543926?s=46

Gamblers know

Can I parlay this shit

Cullen, frothing at the mouth at any mention of gambling, leaps to the keyboard

Man that parlay would PRINT

Jordan Love MVP, Caleb Williams ROY, Biden OUT - send

I’ll take that action

Also add in Jordan Love Super Bowl mvp

This community note is pretty sick

EOD tomorrow

He needs to drop it tonight before Trump speaks

What kind of hoen are we going for

What’s the vibe?

Lucius Vorenus? Or who we talking about here

https://x.com/3five9/status/1813968849324401077?s=46

Need

I probably owe my career to writing punters on AOL

Then this jacket is for you

See I’m a vorenus man

But he sounds like a good guy

Why does it have the spy ticker on it lmao

Good thing I got in my parlay before that bomb dropped

https://x.com/natashakorecki/status/1813986104187683273

+2 Hoen

(I’m double hoeny)

Is this for tomorrows hoen or the president stepping down or both here

Damn I guess +3 Hoen

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1813672856934621305?s=46

https://x.com/shutup_laura/status/1813961732160962743?s=46

https://x.com/johnsemley3000/status/1814002583113245119

https://x.com/dojacat/status/1814014143302644039?s=46

Is that like a really cavernous dick hole?

The very same

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1814011968686379321

Man these are truly wild times

Just think what the timeline would look like if Trump had been killed

Even funnier?

Just a very different direction

Rnc would have been having the chaos that the dnc is having/about to have

It would have been fine the dems would have selected to not run a candidate out of respect

https://x.com/notcapnamerica/status/1813894319461585205?s=46

Haha that guy has me blocked for some reason that’s great

Lol weird

He heard about you shiddin on st Helen’s

https://x.com/RohitaKadambi/status/1814009674116866256

Really funny to see this guy have a “boo-urns” moment

https://x.com/Ugarles/status/1814046533458805155

https://x.com/beldrury/status/1813858628828635305

We may have fixed Medicaid but we haven’t fixed our hoen lunch location tomorrow

You also haven’t fuxed my widdle mouf

It has been a while since I’ve had $40 hummus

I’m good w that

Wow they actually are more reasonably priced than I remember

Let’s fuck

420 fuck

https://x.com/jessebyrnes/status/1814080225946345906

Inject to my penis