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  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/buccocapital/status/1814082904362012980
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  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is Kamala popular tho…
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kamala/Buttigieg would claim the woman/poc/gay vote
    Cullen Conway
  4. But would incite bigot vote against
  5. Matt avatar
    That’s a nightmare ticket buttchug isn’t even being discussed is he?
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think the bigot vote knows where it’s gonna vote
  7. I’ve seen Whitmer or Newsom way more
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah
  10. I’ve heard Pete mentioned once or twice
  11. But mostly Newsom or Whitmer
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Would they dare go woman-woman ticket?
  13. Any chance they drop Kamala?
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Who is they?
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Def can’t go dual women
  16. 2 girls one Trump
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Like do we get to see an open convention?
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah what happens if Biden removes himself?
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No coronation we choose convention
  20. We CHOOSE CONVENTION
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t imagine they spend a months saying we will figure this out at the convention and have no one in the interim
  22. Matt avatar
    An open convention would rock but we aren’t so lucky
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    But I would love the open convention
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s not a bad idea because it would take over the news cycle
  25. It would get people to shut up about Trump
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    What if Biden says my girl hil-dog is stepping in
  27. 3
  28. That’s how you pizza
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have to ask
  30. Where is that
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Double montaña
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Why is there a rack of clothes back there lol
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s swag bro
  34. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JoshuaRush/status/1813596683927990564
  35. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/JordanUhl/status/1814111040076153156
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    LET TRUMPAMANIA RUN WILD BROTHER
  37. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/driftingideals/status/1814112573887025289
  38. 2
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/Parabellum2021/status/1814069662155727169
  40. This has been floating around but what’s going on here
  41. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/cheetobutthole/status/1813992161425428913
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was scrolling Twitter earlier with Amanda watching and scrolled past this and she gave me a weird look
    Evan Bbbender
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like a horny erotic look?
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh yeah
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://isitjoever.com/
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ITS ALMOST JOEVERRRR
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
  49. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/egeofanatolia/status/1813988393141064117
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn homies up early
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Me to. I was so excited for hoen lunch I didn’t even sleep
    Matt
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
  54. Where we goin
  55. Matt avatar
    Shoen y’all?
    Daniel Miller
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m open to something different, just wanted to throw something out there
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could do shalom yall im good with that
  58. Though since I’m taking a huge shit rn let me take a look at the internets
  59. https://maps.app.goo.gl/5kd7FfvahdNBAvQ6A?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy
  60. Any interest?
  61. Matt avatar
    Found an earring in a subway sub once
  62. Wasn’t a diamond unfortunately
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The only other thing they came to mind was border but shalom yall sounds more danky
  64. Matt avatar
    Corn dawgs
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    While I do like corn dogs it’s really more of a snack innit
  66. It’s like a 15 minute meal
  67. Matt avatar
    Get another one
    Max Lieberman
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
  69. I wish this was true
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It appears someone is using my email to catch fish middle aged men on match.com
    Evan Bbbender
  71. Matt avatar
    Are they using your meat pics too?
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conway
  73. https://x.com/witte_sergei/status/1814098579042255236?s=46
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all ever take a shid that turns you inside out but feels so good afterwards?
  75. I’m riding that high
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Does that mean you prolapsed your anus?
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Figuratively
  78. But yes
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys ever take a look at the polling data and think to yourself
  80. Nation turn red
  81. Matt avatar
    Shit hole country
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well we can’t all live in Belize sadly
  83. Matt avatar
    https://www.tiktok.com/@peachteacommunist/video/7246963937814580526
  84. That’s such a funny clip
  85. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I meant to send this to you matt
  86. But assumed you had seen it
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
  88. Dude really isn’t pretending anymore
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    He hasn’t been for a while
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I haven’t seen a lot of his posts because blocked but seems like there’s this new trend where people post a picture of his random dumbass shit and so once again it’s back in my life
  91. https://x.com/havoc_six/status/1814314102052753474?s=46
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell yeah
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just walked past a homeless dude with his hand on a very large hip knife
  94. Very uncomfortable lol
  95. Matt avatar
    Did you flash your piece?
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I took my tiny dick out, yea
    Matt
  97. Cullen Conway avatar
    Pussy penis
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Penix
  99. Daniel Miller avatar
    When we lunching today boys
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen are you available or what
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can probably make it around noon
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    12:15?
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1814334789652250890?s=46
  104. We’re so joeack
  105. Hmm no wait
  106. Were Joe back
  107. Daniel Miller avatar
    Please no
  108. Matt avatar
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets do 1215
    Evan Bbbender
  110. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/deitaone/status/1814336670008848460?s=46
  111. Bro this guy 😂
  112. Matt avatar
    lol yeah I believe that
  113. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Stroke of genius really
  114. Just right click + uninstall crowdstrike
  115. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1814356182259187950
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    12:15, eh?
  117. Matt avatar
    Squirt
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Skeet, skeet
  119. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m probably going to be a little late
  120. Max Lieberman avatar
    Same
  121. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt and I have a hoen table
  122. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all at the stripped club?
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cream
  124. Cullen Conway avatar
    FMWM
  125. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Straight up Jorkin’ it?
  126. Cullen Conway avatar
    3
  127. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 bunt
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But what kind of porn?
  129. What’re yall crankin’ to for your final goon?