Wednesday, July 3, 2024

I’d quite likely fuck around Friday

Get my dick wet

https://x.com/1996ID4/status/1808274457477407174

Tangentially related Dame keeps saying welcome to earf whenever they show earth on this bluey episode because I taught him well

You taught him wrong

Earth is pretty clearly annunciated

It’s one of those Mandela effect things

Mandela my dick

https://x.com/pissboymcgee/status/1808272621034688514?s=46

https://x.com/pleasebegneiss/status/1808326609231138855?s=46

Geared up for the weekend

Where’s the bag?

In the zyn tin

Let’s go rent an electric boat and get drunk tooling around the Willamette

My office is closed and I want to do hoodrat shit with my friends

Today?

I’m at work like a huge bitch until like 2/3

I don’t know I’m just all jacked up (pictured above)

Yeah hell yeah

Take the crank!

Jack them tiddies all the way up

Oh shit I forgot about the crank…

You can stack speeds

You can stack pussies

Or… bussies?

You’ve sent pics of the former several times but not the latter

McPebis

You crazy for that one, Evan

Thx

https://x.com/cryst6l/status/1808222664718537067?s=46

Here’s another banger

Here is yet another, geared specifically towards cullen:

https://x.com/legdayinspo/status/1808463525133652255?s=46

Anyone wanna have a taste later?

Not weekend adjacent for me

Are you fucking kidding Kyle?

Nope

This is one of the premier nights for a taster in this great nation

If this is your rule, then I assume you will not be drinking at Mike and Isabel’s tomorrow

Tomorrow will qualify as weekend adjacent as it’s a holiday

Today is not a holiday

You’re a psychopath

That’s some S tier autism ngl gotta respect the game

Not sure you know what autism is

I will plenty of time for drinking the 5 days

Excuse me

OCD, neurodivergent behavior whenever you want to call your sonically inflexible rigidity

Comically

But also sonically

Look, it’s been like 48 hours since I’ve had a drink

I’m good waiting until the bbq tomorrow

If I wanted a drink, I’d have one

A simple no would have done

Or a “shut up bitch” if you will

Y’all just lack discipline

(That’s facetious)

Also, that’s what the crank is for

That is what the crank is for

Crank my dick

This coulda been us

I’ll answer the call

Hero

I could probably meet up after my kids are in bed

So like 8ish

Sounds fun to me ngl

Mmm alcohol

You fucker

420 trollin

Trololol