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  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/veazydoezit/status/1803462996271739014?s=46
  2. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://x.com/tonyd713/status/1803575242725482507?s=10
    Cullen Conway
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn banger
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    All I’m seeing now is this hawk tuah girl
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Makes ya hoen
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It does, it does
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Y’all eat ass?
  8. Matt avatar
    Naturally
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Natürlich
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Peninsula pool is open and it’s gonna be 90. We could whack a few boots and then get in the pool and make a scene.
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Always down to make a scene
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Take the crank
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Crank my hog
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wen hoen
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m ineligible for today, much sadness
  16. Hoen hard for me boys
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan just ruined hoen lunch
  18. It’s OFF
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    No
  20. You MUST hoen for me
  21. Promise me
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it off?
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna take Kyle’s crank and sit quietly alone in my basement
    2
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or is it on?
  25. I wanna take the crank
  26. Matt is just mainlining shadow of the erdtree right now and cannot weigh in on hoen
  27. Matt avatar
    Nah I’m cranking and letting you guys make my decisions for me as usual
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would still cart
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    I won’t know my availability until 12
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jfc
    Matt
  31. That is IT
  32. I AM GOING TO STEAM
  33. Just let the me and matt know at noon then and we either hoen or no hoen
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    She’s everywhere bro
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s/mjl5Fvw5pn
  37. Need to go to this next year
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I prefer the winter solstice orgy
  39. Matt avatar
    I think Jen is in for a hoen
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Love that
  41. https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/1804002554063274448?s=46
  42. Yo this guy should be in a bond movie
  43. It’s actual oddjob
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When/where yall going to trinken?
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds like around 12:30
  46. Matt avatar
    Still thinking Mississippi carts?
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Works for me
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We hoenin or we hoenin?
  49. Matt avatar
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen?
  51. Matt avatar
    Well Jen + I will be at the Mississippi carts at like 12:30
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok I’ll meet yall there
  53. Matt avatar
    If cullen doesn’t come he is a coward
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Strongly agree
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m still on my call
  56. Def not there by 12:30
  57. Matt avatar
    Traffic is bad so we will be a little late
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
  59. Matt avatar
    Just hang up the phone dummy
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Super easy to do tbh
  61. It is so packed here
  62. There’s space at the drink carts but not outside at Prost
  63. Now there is no seating
  64. Now I have a small table
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    I bet it’s packed for the soccer game
  66. Prost is kind of a soccer bar
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean everything is packed here it’s a bit of a zoo but yeah people are definitely watching soccer
  68. Matt avatar
    We are walking up
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nice
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna try to bike down in a bit if I can get away
  71. Is there room?
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  73. Matt avatar
    Do it
  74. You may have to sit on benders lap but it’s fine
  75. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t want to do that
  76. Matt avatar
    Yes you do there’s a bonus (penis)
  77. Or we can take a bigger table
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d rather take a bigger table than take benders fucking cock
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    (again)
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come on down
  81. I’ve got my D