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Friday, April 12, 2024

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is this evening weekend adjacent?
  2. Because I fancy a drink
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Depends on which sect of alcoholism you subscribe to
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Child activists are getting out of control these days
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    You want some good content for once?
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hahahaha
  7. Amazing
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    What a time to be alive
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Swag daddy
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that evan with coke on his nose?
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    Whip cream from hot chocolate
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Drip cream
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2 dead bodies pulled from willamette in the last 3 days
  14. Suspicious time to leave town, Matt
  15. Matt avatar
    Perfect time to come back
  16. We aborted the landing and pulled back up right after putting the back wheels down at pdx today that shit was not fun
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did they say why?
  18. Matt avatar
    Swirling wind or something. It was kind of scary though
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/gravysaucecream/status/1778564840937640237?s=46
  20. I can’t wait to watch this that clip is hilarious
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone want a hoenidad
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think I know of a few horny dads in this chat
  24. Matt avatar
    Speaking of horny dads Spermworld on Hulu is a pretty entertaining doc we watched last night
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eeeuh…the movie or the planet?
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d be more horny if someone hadn’t eaten all the pussy
  27. Matt avatar
    It’s about Facebook sperm donor groups bypassing clinics
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’d hoen.
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s 1 hoen
  30. Max Lieberman avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Now that’s a documentary
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Beautiful day for a lunch people
  33. Matt avatar
    Where are you thinking?
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Beautiful day to work in my basement
    3
  35. Matt avatar
    My body is begging for a day off after being on a bender with work people all week but the sun disagrees
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We don’t have to drink heavily. I have work I need to do this afternoon tbh
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lets do Phuket, its Thai, but danker
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could do that
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    1230
  40. Matt avatar
    NW 23rd? IDK about that
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    See you there, Matt 😊
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could provide you a ride if you wanna bike to my house but yeah it is in NW
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alice is comin too
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a big get
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    A rare appearance
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
  47. Attachment
  48. Max Lieberman avatar
    How long is this afternoon’s hoening?
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan has work to do, Max
  51. Max Lieberman avatar
    Of course he does
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t
    Max Lieberman
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No we are gonna call it tho
  55. Max Lieberman avatar
    Coward
    Cullen Conway
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Max, we could get drunk in my empty garage
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Drink in the basement!
  58. Max Lieberman avatar
    Love your garage - but I’m meeting up with Mercedes when she gets off work at 3 and we’re drinking around for a bit before grabbing dinne
  59. That’s for work
  60. That’s the work pit
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s where you watch your team lose
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Drink in the out!
  63. Pit
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    You don’t know this version of my garage bro
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I want the pit
  66. Max Lieberman avatar
    Give him the pit
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen I’m coming over with a liter of henny and we can’t leave the pit until it’s gone
    Cullen Conway
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lfg
  69. Let’s form group
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Looking for group
  71. Matt avatar
    Ladds 500 is tomorrow, could be fun to fuck around there for a bit mid day
    Evan Bbbender
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck around my dick
    Kyle Derrick
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daaamn
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar