Friday, April 5, 2024

Yes plz

I’m all alone I need stimulus

Heather is in MN

I’m likely in, where though?

Nah I don’t wanna get wasted lol

Could do a classic laurelhurst lunch

I’m trying to create the ultimate Simpson collection

It’s from a bar, I think max took that pic actually

Ahh

The OG

I had laurelhurst today

Kachka it is

Papi chulos?

I do love kachka too

Fine, fine

I’ll just have to limit myself to a single carafe

Don’t do it

You’re a no limit soldier

I hope elons driving

I’m also down for Kachka

Let’s fuck

Fuck I’ve been moved to unlikely but I’ll see what I can get done at work

I’m out - also, due to the bad weather, Maeve’s party tomorrow will be at our friend Caitlin’s house. We are sending an email with details shortly, but her house is a couple blocks from Evan

After party at my house

Heathers not home, everybody make a huge mess!!

Joke, but happy that I won’t have to be driving home after this boozy baby party

I’m 80% for kachka, gotta put together a productive morning

God damn this crew is STACKED

We just grabbed tickets to see Nick Mullen @ Helium next Sat night, not sure if anyone else is interested in coming along

If not we’re probably going to get dinner/drinks for Jen’s birthday before. I’m to understand that Cullen has a birthday as well, perhaps he could be celebrated to

Im not sure if im into the set but would love to hang. Presumably Heather too

He’s one of the cum town guys I imagine you would be into it

Bitch I might be

I’ll give it a looksee

I had him confused with the Minnesota Vikings star qb

I was thinking Rodney Mullen

But regardless of likely be down for a drink before. Never been to a comedy show but doesn’t sound like my bag, baby

Don’t suck it till you fuck it

Comedy is way funnier in person tbh

https://x.com/squirtstain/status/1776289662249627909?s=46

Us, in 75 minutes

A preyum

We make the sausages in-house

Damn…corner lot home in Irvington

Yorsch count?

I don’t see a single yorsch

Tbh at doesn’t even appear to be kachka

Cum

Hoeny

Banger

Cum

Creamy ass dick

If yall don’t wear floral clothes tomorrow you won’t get in

If it’s not on the invite it will be ignored

Lousy smarch weather

Y’all done drinking?

No

Beer bar

Beer bar?

Where?

Beer

Bar

https://maps.app.goo.gl/puRuSWg9DKuWqWKT8?g_st=i

?

I can’t go all the way to UT

What is ut

Coward

Utah

Beer bar is not a place in Portland that I can ascertain

It’s called beer

Hit is by revolution hall

Oh the same place as earlier

It’s gay cream sex

I doubt it

The only way to get the best deal is to get a good price

(Chosen from the 3 predictive options on each word)