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Sunday, March 17, 2024

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol where is that
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Are you wearing pukka shells?
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Pearls
    Max Lieberman
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And it’s a horny margarita
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoen my dick
  7. https://x.com/gaige_rage/status/1768834951493849104?s=46
    Matt
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He has the same hairline as you
  9. Evan
  10. Y’all out drinking yet ?
  11. I’m about to teleport home
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m debating going out drinking
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Go out drinking
  14. Coward
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  16. I was gonna but now I ain’t
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cowardly cullen, never disappoints
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    At least I’m consistent
  19. I’m putting my daughter to bed and then I’ll have a better read
  20. What is the plan tho
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come to Brian’s
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look
  23. There’s no I in cum
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When rat
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wen cum
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m about to head to Brian’s
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Take your nipples out and send me a picture
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  30. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Kyle you can come over here before rat
  31. Same for anyone else
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/2fin2furious/status/1769170125020712993?s=46
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen Conway
  34. Matt avatar
    Breakfast of champions
  35. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/bugsmaytrix/status/1769026167707730191
  36. Travesty there is no preview on that tweet
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Your goons, tremendous. The mark of a true lord
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oklahoma Gooners
  39. Matt avatar
    80s sci-fi film cocoon but cuckgoon
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone wanna get lunch today
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
    Matt
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hell yeah
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/ewdatsgross/status/1769176699403473160?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What if you’re blacked out in bed at 10pm?
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s even better
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/pitbull/status/1769396022604702053?s=46
  47. https://x.com/yachtdance/status/1768924571225219091?s=46
  48. Matt avatar
    2
  49. Matt avatar
    This is available in Cougar for our dates now if we want to upgrade houses. This would have enough space to fit your wives if they want to join in too, if not it’s only 160/person total
  50. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/34173362?check_in=2024-05-23&check_out=2024-05-25&guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=4865ffec-f86e-4fad-80d8-8ef314c3455
  51. Should we upgrade?
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Please don’t invite women to the goon mansion
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goon city
  54. Matt avatar
    Haha well my wife is coming regardless
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I was jk
  56. If that’s the case then that other place is looking mighty small
  57. Cuz it’s us 7 and Jen?
  58. Matt avatar
    Yea it’s the same owner actually so we messaged him to see if we can upgrade. The other place is going to be extremely tight
  59. This one wasn’t available when I first looked the other day
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that would be a good idea then
  61. Wait where the dates again
  62. What are*
  63. Matt avatar
    23-25
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    K I just need to make sure Heather isn’t in Minnesota
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Two nights though? 23 and 24?
  66. Matt avatar
    Yeah Thursday and Friday nights
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well Alysa is def not coming
  68. As she could not do the hike nor take those days off
  69. Matt avatar
    I switched to the bigger house. First place only had 1 toilet too
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh yeah that would be a real sticky baby
  71. Matt avatar
    Glad I was still trolling for houses for whatever reason
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jah bless my man
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Luck of the Irish
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else going through twink death?
  75. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/equine__dentist/status/1769438868523114732
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Delusional woman lmao
  77. Matt avatar
    I bet that kid ends up sniffing a lot of spice so they will have that in common
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone wasted yet?
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    😎
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fixing to grab one of those black and tans from culmination soon
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    Smoke a cig
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gonna need some carbombs for that
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wait are you going to culmination first
  84. Heather and I might wanna hang for a bit
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I mean idk if I’m doing any bring other than culmination
  86. As I’m not gonna go to say rat and slam carbombs by myself
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That would be pretty chill though
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Edgefield is a fucking zoo right now
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sounds awful
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    It is
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Are you at least drunk?
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m buzzed
    Evan Bbbender
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did you at least jork your peanits?
    Cullen Conway
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Turn red
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just turned red
  96. Max Lieberman avatar
    Pussy turn green
    3
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Banger
  98. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ElParece/status/1769500991475331132