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Wednesday, January 17, 2024

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gotta love 25 degrees and raining
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Freezing rain, T
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it’s literally the worst
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I was just driving and it was not awesome
  5. Matt avatar
    Out for a joy ride?
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was just out for a run and cum and it was nice
  7. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1747397788713783634
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Twitter is thriving
  9. Matt avatar
    I got some insane racist ads the other day
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hope you screenshot those bad boys
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bachelor getting some yum, looks like snow in the forecast every day for the next week up there
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shit up
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hood is also getting pounded as well
  14. Pounding for all!
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Friday creamer
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  17. I don’t think cousins played in that game, cum to think of it…
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You telling me Dobbs beat the 49ers?
  19. Packers superbowl confirmed
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nope it was Kirk
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Packers superbowl is off the table
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Curse back in
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t think I’ve ever seen my car more encased in ice
  24. Getting Maeve to daycare is going to be fucking tough
  25. Max Lieberman avatar
    It bad
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s nasty tiddies
  27. Matt avatar
    You guys sign up for daycare at the mountain yet? I think you have to reserve ahead
  28. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Not yet. Anna’s back and forth on whether she wants to ski
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Same with Amanda
  30. I do not recommend driving on the side streets
  31. I just YOLO’d through a couple intersections
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do you at least have a baby in board sticker?
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  34. I did better with Maeve in the car
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unacceptable
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Once she was out I started sliding around like a madman
  37. Matt avatar
    Are the roads bad?
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dude some of them are legit ice rinks
  39. Already getting better I think as it heats up
  40. But this morning I couldn’t even stand next to the car to scrape the ice because I’d just slide away down a slight decline lo
  41. Matt avatar
    Kind of surprised her daycare is open
  42. Ours goes on PPS schedule
  43. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Mines been closed all week
  44. Matt avatar
    Same
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/UwDQFZkFjR
  46. Lol
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    New True Detective seems promising
  48. First episode was p good
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Haven’t fuxed yet
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    I know
    Matt
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/tyro1k/status/1747439695968325937?s=46
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen I also just dealt with trying to scrape ice off car and sliding away
  53. This shit is hazardous af
  54. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Good luck and give us a report on the roads, kyle. I have to brave it in an hour or so
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I didn’t drive anywhere. Alysa was considering making a grocery store run. Main roads are probably fine but side roads and sidewalks are ice skating rinks.
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I too must get groceries
  57. I’m down to eating cum over here
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    It was fucking scary bad earlier
  59. Like I shouldn’t have done it…
  60. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Yep, my road is an ice rink right now but I have to get Beyla to the boarding facility
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Scary bad, scary dad
  62. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hook her up to a wagon and dog sled there homie
  63. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Hmm didn’t consider mushing it
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big brain moves here people
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, can’t go to the gym so gonna have to get litty
    Cullen Conway
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle we are not weekend adjacent!
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Desperate times call for desperate measures
    Cullen Conway
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Desperate pleasures
    2
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If only I had some ice skates
  70. I’d be on top of the world right now
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Skate on my dinger boss man
  72. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t have any ice skates but would gladly
  73. Matt avatar
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Mmm
  75. Alcohol
    3
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  77. Whoa
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s fucking sick