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Tuesday, January 16, 2024

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow
  2. What a tuddy
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can’t believe that he escaped that tackle
  4. 430 cum
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 cum
  6. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Point to cullen
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck
  8. DSMNIY
  9. DAMNIT
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw an opening and I took it
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 blaze it leaderboard
    Evan: 129
    Kyle: 168
    Matt: 38
    Cullen: 131
    Dan: 2
    Max: 1
  12. For the curious
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wow that was a big swing
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen, can you throw a vern on that for me please
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Say no more, fam
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Huge swing for seeding implications
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
  18. I trade to make his donuts look like a score metric/meter
    Evan Bbbender
  19. He really fits in there nicely
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No it slaps
  21. It’s really good
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt has your team lost since your coach had to apologize for praising the 9/11 hijacker’s?
    Matt
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/kiiogato/status/1746972564570702072?s=46
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/curacaofootbal1/status/1746949605554577426?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  25. Sick name
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dick with optional extension
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/1747063525430763742?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  28. Now this is Evan content
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ayoooo
    Cullen Conway
  30. Matt avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen, sorry your parley didn’t hit
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Shut up, bitch!!
    Matt
  33. Look it’s not the parlays that hit, it’s the friends we make along the way
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s the cunts we fuck
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Namely gamblor
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Namely gamblor
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gamblor!!
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look kyle
  39. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws
    Kyle Derrick
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A classic
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Skinny Batman
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    The Eagle tackling is so impressively bad
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Baker is comeback player of the year
    2
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I like that narrative
  45. Matt avatar
    Oh I’m sorry did Baker die on the field?
    Cullen Conway
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    5 drops on the first half?
  47. Matt avatar
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I thought stopping the tush push wasn’t allowed?
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Stuffed!!
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Felt like that was too far for a rush push tbh
  51. Tush
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
  53. Attachment
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan recreate that naked photo right now
  55. I know you have a kettle bell
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gotta lean out more too fat
  57. But I will
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fatter the better
    2
  59. Matt avatar
    Everyone loves a safety
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oops
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Indeed
  62. Matt avatar
    NFC Least
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Truly.
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    At this point I genuinely do not know if hurts is bad or not
  65. But I’m leaning towards bad
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Isn’t his fingy hurted?
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It wasn’t for like 5 of the last 6 games they lost
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But he can squat 600 pounds
  69. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Ihartitz/status/1747107692752097361
  70. https://twitter.com/SinCityAlerts/status/1747067164916695095
    2
  71. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1746411802190115173
  72. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/siteprotagonist/status/1746960186919498216
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To be fair I already sent this though without the caption
  74. Matt avatar
    Yea I liked the caption
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To be fair, I’m hieny
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hien, hien
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://x.com/perfectlyfine89/status/1746962809726915043?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
    2
  79. Fuck yeah
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone tryna rip Friday?
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🙋🏻‍♂️
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    Perhaps
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Rip cogs*
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    I probably won’t know until like Thursday night if I can tho
  85. And then I’ll say no I can’t, almost certainly
    2
  86. Brian Ambuel avatar
    I certainly cannot
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/heathermonahan_/status/1747056957389750552?s=46
  88. They’re also 1-0 since Dame’s birthday party
  89. Matt, you might need to leave the decorations up
  90. Matt avatar
    Good point
  91. They are also undefeated when Dame wears his JA jersey
  92. The rituals are really stacking up over here
  93. Evan Bbbender
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah you better write this shit down it may come into play next week
  95. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/LaughterHaver/status/1747260696298217647
  96. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1747367839034454474
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Noooopo
  98. Lenny!!
  99. Matt avatar
    What if Lenny was our good luck charm?
  100. Cullen Conway avatar
    He absolutely was
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They kept layabout Murray though