Friday, January 12, 2024

Y’all gonna start getting that shit soon

Your kids may also start finding your cum drawers

Cummy socks fam

I haven’t been watching blazer games but DAMN

Good. Maybe they can tank correctly for once

Tanking doesn’t work the same in the nba it’s a lotto

It can help though

As opposed to being an 8 seed or barely missing the playoffs

Which is where they traditionally hang out

Though Detroit is clearly going to be at the bottom

Power bottoms

https://x.com/engadget/status/1745519620721635332?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Fuck yeah

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1_8cuItT7P/?igsh=MTZpYWE3MHdsaG12Yw==

You boys get up to the mountain today?

Dan and Evan are sucking and fucking their way to the top of the mountain

At government camp now

Very icy

Subaru weather

You always hear about post nut clarity but how about post shid genius? I do some of my finest work after unloading

I think I’m on the other end. Edging my shids gives me the frantic energy to excel

Which climaxes when I shit myself

It’s windy

Snow likely, mainly before 10am. The snow could be heavy at times. Widespread blowing snow, mainly before 2pm. Mostly cloudy, with a temperature rising to near 15 by noon, then falling to around 8 during the remainder o

Thank you

That sounds brutal

That’s why they gotta suck and duck their way to the top

Main lot full at 845 despite that

The steezers are starving for freshies this year

It’s very windy

Most lifts are closed

Few lifts and a full lot sounds lit

https://x.com/nfl/status/1745815406101799357?s=46

The fact that mason Rudolph is in this graphic is hilarious

lol sunrise lot was full at 9:40

We had to buy facemasks

But the snow is very good

It must be very crowded?

If sunrise filled up

Or is the 6 seater a game changer?

Mex line is comically long

Yeah most loft aren’t open?

How is that new lift?

Have they moved the kid?

HRM, MEX and buttercup

Please do a send for me

Throat a zot dog for me

Move the kid

Snow is great yummy hums all around

Is Dan enjoying alcohol in front of you?

Is Dan enjoying his cock in front of you?

Yeah he’s slamming cock

His own!?!?

I love the wind burn line

Spanish coffee?

No it’s a hot chocy ☺️

But I see what you did there

Glucking any glizzies?

We shared a nachos bel grande

How much air have you gotten today Evan?

I had a few ok rips

But not legend of Mr ripper worthy

Gabe Davis is OUT

Who will run bad routes in his place?

Someone else will have to step down

*sigh*

Is your dry January self imposed or did Heather guilt you into it?

I’m guessing the latter

Why not both

Yeah I suppose it doesn’t matter

In my mind dry January was more about frequency as opposed to intensity

But either way, best to stay the course

More drinks for me

That’s right more yummy cumz

Can you be California sober during dry January?

Does that mean I get a Prince Albert?

It means you can do anything but alcohol

Oh, yes

So if you have any ketamine, bring it down

Can you FMWM?

I told you buddy

Your glory days are long behind you

I do have some K

But it’s mixed with fentanyl

And it’s in my bloodstream

And cum

Claro