Saturday, January 13, 2024

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

Homie over here reading old Jaden smith tweets

I believe that sentiment was brought to us by the sage Sonic the Hedgehog

What chapter of his holy word?

Canonically between sonic 2 and 3

lol it was 421

Oof

No points!!

Oh man…

I was hyped on that one

Denied

Give him the point

A symbolic point

I concur

Give him the point

A benevolent Kyle

A point to Daniel!

I mean look it’s a quorum

We believe this?

I heard we may get anywhere from 0-85 inches

Why is every other game this weekend being played in apocalyptic conditions

Because football should be played indoors

Shut up, bitch!

Yeah they should also change their name to soccer and remove the tackling

If we are going down the route of making the sport worse

I love when they play without the ability to pass the ball

Really makes the game exciting

Pretty rare event where it effects nearly every game like this

I for one am exited to watch the chaos

Sure. I just think if weather dictates your strategy for the day, then it means people aren’t going to see the best game they could

Might be bad for the Bills, Matt. I think they are clearly the better team but weather can make a game more unpredictable and level the playing filed

Snow games can be fun, as long as it’s not accompanied by extreme winds

Yeah it is true, the Steelers are so fucking disgustingly bad on offense though it makes me want to tear my eyes out

So it’s a mixed bag

But their defense is so good

The bills are a mixed bag regardless they can beat or lose to anyone in these playoffs I’m just embracing the madness

It’s blowing out there, boys

Blow my dick

Present it

I’m driving to your house and expect a blowjob upon arrival

Holy shit

As is customary

Warm that widdle mouf up

You better blow his dick cullen

My glory days are long behind me

But not your glory hole days

You wanna talk widdo mouf game you better do widdo mouf thangs

Damn it’s cold

Yeah I just went on a walk and it was biting

Whoa

Bills game moved

To Monday

What

You heard me, bitch!

This is violence

From me or Kathy Hochul?

Both

https://twitter.com/ReignCoates/status/1746174112723001373

Sounds like a Darwin Award

I’m sure he loves football played in ridiculous weather

Damn my cabin rental has no power

Better start drinkin

At least they told you beforehand?

Or are you there?

They told us beforehand

Still want to rip tomorrow?

Oh my yes

I assume you won’t be going to cabin unless they tell you power is restored?

Definitely not

Watch footy later?

Or snowwalk?

Take molly in mikes basement?

I’ll ask Mike

Everyone still have power?

My dick has power

The power to move you

Time for a stay-inside with a classic

We lost power

Millers lost power too I believe

Mine has flickered but it’s still going

Hope your heat still works!

Widdo mouf alert

Can’t wait to drink some alcohol during this football game

:(

Anyone wanna meet and watch somewhere?

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1746198149088067880?s=46

🚬🐪

My cabin weekend is now taking place at my house apparently so I can’t go out and watch footies

lol when your power goes out there as well

Cursed to love in darkness

Then I’m going to drink

Live, laugh, love in darkness

I’m kinda pissed Matteo made this entire kit for cocktails + Hennessy he has so much liquor

His wife is pregnant tho, yeah?

Yeah it’s not for her

Can I come over?

Hmm maybe

Heathers friends Rae and her fiancée are in town too

You like talking about Rae’s boobs

???

Every time she comes up you’re like I saw her boobs on a bike ride

I hear she has some mommy milkers

Yeah I mean we did the naked bike ride once

This shit is like ice sleet not snow at this point

They are playing a lot of goth music as commercial bumper songs

New order and now joy division

https://x.com/atrophicbtrfly/status/1745959743321993649?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

lol Browns suck

Browns apparently do suck

Best defense all year but apparently can’t get it done postseason

The Texans own the Browns first round pick so a win here improves their draft position

Amazing

Wow

If anyone can make up a 4 score deficit it is Joe Flacco and the Cleveland Browns

https://x.com/barryonhere/status/1746306839115895192?s=46

Weird tweet but I like it