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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would anyone be interested in joining me for nice creamy pint at the workers tap and then a mushroom visit to the coffin club on Saturday night? It is to celebrate my natal day
    Daniel Miller
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🙋🏻‍♂️
  3. Matt avatar
    Sounds right up my Hershey highway but I am single parenting this weekend so that may be difficult to arrange
  4. Max Lieberman avatar
    Yes
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    I would like to but I likely cannot swing it
  6. Perhaps after I drop off the babysitter
  7. Matt avatar
    I could make something like that happen next weekend
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Unfortunately the date is not really negotiable
  9. But I would perhaps do it the following weekend as well
  10. Because I love creamy pints, mushrooms and goth bars
    Max Lieberman
  11. Matt avatar
    This weekend we celebrate your birth but next weekend we celebrate your girth
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Week after next I’m out of town
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Same
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Where are you losers going for Labor Day weekend?
  15. Did y’all get a secret Labor Day cabin?
    MattCullen Conway
  16. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/599791136186720257
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No I’ll be in Minnesota at a wedding
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bike burger lunch Friday?
  21. Matt avatar
    A Hoen lunch, if you will?
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  23. It’s a burger week bike crawl
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God I want to do that
  25. The forces of the universe may have conspired against me and I may have to do work
  26. Matt avatar
    Do it coward
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let us pray that I do not
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Burger week bike crawl. That sounds amazing, what’s the route, there a link somewheres?
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I feel like this is Kyle’s time to shine
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I am looking at options right now
  31. It’s not an official burger week event
  32. This my brain child
    2
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66599733
    Daniel Miller
  34. How unlucky for him
    Max Lieberman
  35. Must have hit a bird or something unfortunate
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gotta love Russias willingness to assassinate
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I, for one, am shocked
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    At least they put in the effort to make it look like an accident, normally its just polonium in your tea and call it a day.
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    More cost effective tbh
  40. Russias making a statement that they ain’t broke yet
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    Or, did he pull a Machiavelli/Tupac and FAKE HIS OWN DEATH!?
  42. Matt avatar
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 ow father
    Evan Bbbender
  44. Matt avatar
    Ouch father, my genitals
    Cullen Conway