Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Would anyone be interested in joining me for nice creamy pint at the workers tap and then a mushroom visit to the coffin club on Saturday night? It is to celebrate my natal day

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Sounds right up my Hershey highway but I am single parenting this weekend so that may be difficult to arrange

Yes

I would like to but I likely cannot swing it

Perhaps after I drop off the babysitter

I could make something like that happen next weekend

Unfortunately the date is not really negotiable

But I would perhaps do it the following weekend as well

Because I love creamy pints, mushrooms and goth bars

This weekend we celebrate your birth but next weekend we celebrate your girth

Week after next I’m out of town

Same

Where are you losers going for Labor Day weekend?

Did y’all get a secret Labor Day cabin?

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/599791136186720257

No I’ll be in Minnesota at a wedding

Bike burger lunch Friday?

A Hoen lunch, if you will?

No

It’s a burger week bike crawl

God I want to do that

The forces of the universe may have conspired against me and I may have to do work

Do it coward

Let us pray that I do not

I feel like this is Kyle’s time to shine

I am looking at options right now

It’s not an official burger week event

This my brain child

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66599733

How unlucky for him

Must have hit a bird or something unfortunate

Gotta love Russias willingness to assassinate

I, for one, am shocked

More cost effective tbh

Russias making a statement that they ain’t broke yet

420 ow father

Ouch father, my genitals