Thursday, August 24, 2023

Are there any specific burger week burgers that people are into?

The one that either makes me more or less gay

Todos

Lucky devil strip club had one called the “the spicy pleasure melt”

Damn that’s a sick fucking name

It comes with a side of puss

How many burgs y’all think I can slam by EOD Sunday?

I have 1 down, but aiming for 16

4/day seems manageable

https://x.com/timeimmemorial_/status/1694727416789491752?s=46

Bruh

She still lookin fine?

She must be in her 50s

She’s definitely in kyle territory

She was sons of anarachy

Wasn’t looking great then

SAD

She is 51

I looked her up a long time ago and saw she married the guitar player of a hair metal band like whitesnake or something and found that extremely appropriate

Yeah that makes complete sense

I hope she does some bukkake paid content with the cast of the sopranos

Those that are still alive

And dead

Especially James gandolfini’s bones

Or ashes

I bet he has some cum in cryo

Rubbin them ashes all over herself 🥵

Time to search out some Sopranos Rule 34

I watched the episode where Vito gets hate crime’d the other day and I like that they have him murder a random civilian so you don’t feel quite as bad about i

Yeah I was talking about that with someone and how funny it is he’s like driving back to jersey drinking a small bottle of vodka and crashes into a car then just kills the gu

It’s totally written in to remind you that he’s bad before they do something terrible to him

That’s a good point

My small brain just enjoys the senseless violence

Like when Eugene smashes a bottle over little paulie’s head at the construction site

And Vito’s all like “I saw that comin!”

https://kith.com/blogs/kith/brian-cox-for-kith-fall-2023?_kx=mVkML_1jeI6ypfPdee-oM3ySleUO3aoURBFrXRil4tY%3D.nNKXBT

What an absolutely insane Colman

Collab

What else did Vito say?

He said shove it up your ass

Don’t yell at me or I’ll cum?

Well, my intent is start at toast for a breakfast burger. Most other places don’t open til 1130-12

When’s this

8am

Very nice

Most of the places are either on like Hawthorne and 50th, inner east side or west side

Unrelated but are you thinking of doing dinner Saturday? Heathers asking about bday plans

Probably gonna be slamming burgs all day til creamy pints and gothic boomers

Very nice

But could do a sanctioned birthday dinner that includes burgs

Sanctioned birthday burgilidad

Hoenburger tomorrow?

Try and stop me

I desperately want to hoen my dinger down

Hoen that dinger son

Anyone have a specific suggestion?

My widdle mouf is doing burger week

Crux?

I’m a maybe for lunch

Yeah I would fuck with that. Spreading out over distance can be helpful for eating more.

A good chunk of places don’t start til like 2 or later as well

Sometimes even 4-5

Lol

Home, a bar

They are a stalwart of burger week

And gum under the table

That’s why it’s fun!

Also, be careful, there are numerous vegan burgers included

Like this abomination

God that makes me SICK

I just think that one looks fucking gross

But I kind of want to hate eat it

Perhaps hate fuck it too

I love a good hate eat

Reminds me of a little place called shodoshima

Reminds me a little place called Hiroshima

Madlad

https://twitter.com/rowancheung/status/1694700935115919536?s=20

“Cum”
“Cum”
“I want to cum”

Dan you need to become the mascot of this baseball team

It’s basically the Pickles but in Danville, Illinois