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Tuesday, August 22, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
  2. Matt avatar
    Your house do be lookin thicc though
    Evan Bbbender
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1693743116166033903?s=46
  4. Matt y’all got any money left?
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    They haves James, honey
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    THE James cook who most recently went 3/3 against the Steelers while his much, much older teammate latavius Murray went 6/26??
  7. Matt avatar
    Billies need a line or its going to be a bad season
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess he’s going to the chiefs or the eagles then
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man September 11th bills vs jets
  10. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/hurts_szn01/status/1559322146840711168
  11. Matt avatar
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Preemptive, but anyone feeling a Friday burger circuit for the hoen train
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I will likely be going to hood river for the day but if not then yes
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    A “burger circuit?”
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Burger week
  17. Matt avatar
    You planning the route?
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bitch I might be
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is burger week good?
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s mid but it’s multiple burgers and multiple beers
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    It used to be tons of big artisanal burgers that suck
  22. If you’re a smash man, as I am
  23. But I think it’s gotten better
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I had one from migration on glisan yesterday and it was p good
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen when you hosting a smash burger party
  26. I’ll bring the no 10
    2
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It really varies from place to place and how busy they are
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What’s the price now?
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    $8
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan just revived a 4 year old joke about a can of Tomatoes
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was last year COCKSUCKU
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    really?
  33. Damn, time speeding up in my old age
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s the best part of aging really
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell yeah, brother.
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    4 years ago we didn’t even know w
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    You don’t know the history of my cum 😊
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Au contraire
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    And wait
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ve consulted the world coin orb
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    James Coney testified in 2017
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its 2023
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I was really taking a gamble on that one
  45. I didn’t google
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, now I doubt the thing about the cans
  47. GO TO THE TAPE
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen I’m gonna have to bow out of this debate the only way I know how
  49. Tape my dick
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Tape my dick
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lol nice
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    This whole interaction has made me hungry for a smash b.
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Channel that for Friday
  54. Or gorge today midday
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gorge my dick
    Daniel Miller
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle do you ever wear mesh to the gym
  57. Next summer I’m going mesh only outside I think
  58. It’s gonna be a summer of meshed tanks and bleached hair
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t be I’ve seen one homie that does somewhat regularly
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    Does anyone know where the best chicken parm in the city is?
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Olive Garden at mall 205
    2
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  63. Matt avatar
    I hear the one in Gresham is superior but that’s not in the city
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well the Beaverton one is the best if we including the entire metro srea
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s not leave pastini out of the conversation guys
  66. Matt avatar
    Do they have unlimited soup salad and breadsticks?
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    FUCK PASTINI
  68. get that shit outta here
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey hey watch your motherfucking mouth
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Make me, bitch!
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just did the Tim Robinson thing where I was first to leave a meeting I was hosting and was aggressively pulling the door instead of pushing i
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYUIQzu-o
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    You did that?
  74. You ripped a door off its frame and hinges?
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  76. The entire thing
  77. But no obviously not
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that show funny? I watched the first two episodes and felt like it was mostly not funny
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I always watch it extremely high and laugh a lot
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cum
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A classic