Friday, June 16, 2023

What if we did

Pambiche?

Or wajan

Ok what do you suggest

I’d do Kachka

Or shalom y’all

It’s nice and overpriced

Kachka

4 the yorsch

I can’t get too drunk

They are not open for lunch Friday

Shalom y’all then?

Moon?

Noon

But also moon

Poon

Picayune

Welcome back, and welcome to Steam, Brian

Nobody fucks like the boys at steam

Nobody fucks like the boys at steam

I dream of the boys at steam

Matt meet brian, Brian meet matt

And welcome to the illustrious club of the fuckiest boys in town

Hello welcome to the circle jerk

This is an ELEVATED circle jerk

I only jerk in the most refined circles, of which this clearly exceeds all standards

https://twitter.com/katunews/status/1669381754262790144?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Did you jerk to this?

Too base for my taste

Animal crush, both a felony and a capri-sun flavor

https://twitter.com/laserboat999/status/1669467736483979264?s=46

https://twitter.com/kgwnews/status/1669441200531841025?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

As if all my info wasn’t already leaked on the internet

As long as my steam account remains secure

Airtight as your asshole

Anyone want to see that Wes Anderson movie on Saturday

I sure hope not

I thought it came out next week? I want to see it but can’t Saturday

Oh lol then I’m wrong but yea next weekend

Where did we land for hoen lunch?

Shalom y’all at moon

Noon Jesus fucking Christ

🤙

🤙🏻

The shid keeps comin and it won’t stop comin blasted out my ass and hit the toilet running

Hitting with the smashmouth this am?! 🔥🔥

Shitting with the smashmouth

By the 3rd poo of the morn you have to write a song about it

Thems be the rules

Rules are meant to be broken

Ain’t no one gonna breaka my dick, ain’t no one gonna fuck my balls

Now you are fucking talking

Matt do you want me to bring your 🍩 or do you want to come pick it up

Maybe just bring it I guess

K

https://twitter.com/gazpachomachine/status/1669721692011212801?s=46

Steak n shake’s frisco melt is fucking dank

Dank is a little much but its pretty good for fast food

I haven’t had it in over a decade but I used to love that shit

Stay woke, my friends

I plan on getting super woke today

I can get extremely woke but I also need a Wi-Fi connection

Which is also typical lib shit

Yeah you’ve said that many times

You need to push buttons wantonly while you drink

It’s not wantonly

It’s very precise

Not unlike homer and the bobbing bird

https://giphy.com/gifs/simpsons-dippy-bird-drinking-l41lUJ1YoZB1lHVPG

This is basically me

But with your dick

Naturally

Everywhere has Wi-Fi bro

Idk I don’t bring my laptop to bars

Does Steam have wifi?

You bring your laptop there

https://workfrom.co/rose-and-thistle-pub

Steam has a 0 tolerance policy for outside recording devices

Unless you’re a VIP

I couldn’t find Steam on workfrom.co but RAT is rated 4/5 stars

Then how do you explain the thumbnail image in this thread 🧐

Oh I guess you’re VIP

😈

RAT opens at 3

And nobody is still working at 3

So we’d be standing outside waiting until the sun gets to a certain angle in the sky before we can drink again

Just like the Simpsons

Good news. Rat opens at 1 on Friday now

THE PEOPLE SPOKE AND RAT LISTENED

Bad news is they were burgled

Burgled makes it sound fun and sexy instead of sad

Like I love to have my balls burgled

Omg

Let’s go to RAT

You biking to shalom yall?

I was gonna moto then moto back and get my computer, your drugs and go to rat

I’m goin on bike I plan on drinking too much for my moto

Well I’m just gonna have 1 at lunch

But yea if we weren’t or aren’t going to RAT I’ll bike

So I guess I should confirm—are we going to RAT?

I’ll go to RAT for a bit after

Very nice

Let me know when y’all go to RAT

I may be off Maeve duty by then

Same

The smoke god can’t teach her

Amanda just suggested it

And said Maeve loves cigarette smoke

She is half cullen after all

Fuck my widdle mouf, Kyle

Why does Shalom Y’all have to be deep SE?

That’s inner se bro

You’re the one who is deep

Feels deep on my bike

Fuck yeah so deep

I was complaining about the ride from Shalom Y’all to RAT more than my ride anywhere else

I don’t know who told matt that a 9” hog is a big hog

It isn’t

Mr deep dish bussy over here

Well yea that’s the uphill part

Yum hum I’m biking that way in a sec

I’m here

Should I get a table for 4

Wtf guys

I’ve been at rat for 30 minutes by myself

No you haven’t

I truly have been

6 scotch eggs deep

Completely sober

That would be a power move

I meant to show you guys this at lunch but its so funny

Larry is my old roommate and his brother stealing all that BTC back from the IRS is so funny

That’s fucking awesome

420 blaze it

Gone for the classic

A text reveals that Gary paid $122,232 for the privilege of swimming in the pool of 100,000 one-dollar bills surrounded by the dancers. The massive bill included $15,000 for a “dancer fee” and $25,000 for the room

Also that is so funny

That’s what it feels like to ball out of control

Absolute madness