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Tuesday, June 13, 2023

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1668413522940776450
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1668347495569817602?s=46
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    We should rent one of the electric boats on the Willamette soon
    Daniel Miller
  4. Lots of availability
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    They even let you bring chips!
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    We could do a Friday Hoeny Hour
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can we call it the HMS Hoen (his majesty’s ship Hoen)
  8. Could we do that this Friday?
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Everyone knows what HMS stands for Jesus dan cmon
  10. I might have to work Friday afternoon or drink somewhere that has Wi-Fi, but I’m going to try and get it off because fuck workin
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    Work from boat
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Work from boat
  13. Yeah there is availability that whole afternoon evening
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    Where is all this Hoensponaety is hoenspiring
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That sounds fun
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait, I’m too high for words
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s no Wi-Fi on the boat tho guys
  18. I’ll try and get it off
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Work from boat
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s 2 hours, $315, fits 10 people
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How many takers do we have here
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    I can confirm tomorrow
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Same
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Same
  25. But if not Friday let’s go soon
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Though if it’s just us 3 meh
  27. I still would like to drink all afternoon on Friday either way tbh
    2
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe the USS Hoeny
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh shit, I have a family thing Friday at 6 haha
  30. Matt avatar
    Not sure if I can boat this Friday but we should soon
  31. Max Lieberman avatar
    Working Friday but merry hoening
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Soooo, perhaps we look another day
  33. Sounds like another day it is
  34. Matt avatar
    I can day drink though as is tradition for a Friday
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It is tradition !
  36. Matt avatar
    Fridayteenth
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess he already must have a mule
  38. Matt avatar
    Oh today he said 40 acres and 2 cars
  39. So the mule has been modernized I guess
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    I got called a white n word in my neighborhood the other day
    2
  41. Matt avatar
    I mean don’t get me wrong the man deserves what’s owed I just didn’t feel like getting yelled at
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Angrily
  43. Trying to get me to fight I think
  44. And I had Maeve on my chest
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well damn I’m gonna have check on the price appreciation of mules now over the past 150 years
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/trungtphan/status/1668294492200534018?s=46
  47. Max Lieberman avatar
    Evan will you see the mushroom man this week?
    Matt
  48. Matt avatar
    I am also in need
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How many drugs do you both need
  50. Matt avatar
    🍩
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t know what that means
  52. Matt avatar
    Oz
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’ll do
  54. Max Lieberman avatar
    How much is that?
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can’t remember
  56. Probably $100
  57. Matt avatar
    I think that’s what it was last time
  58. Max Lieberman avatar
    Great one 🧿 please
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure
  60. Matt avatar
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I love time theft Tuesday!!!
  62. Guys I can’t take Friday afternoon off I need Wi-Fi and to do some work so if there’s a bar with these things I can do
  63. It’s mostly pushing buttons anyhow
    Kyle Derrick
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    We’ve already pushed the boat to another day
  65. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good good
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    What is dickless little babies from…I don’t like it
  67. Matt avatar
    It is not a good title
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s something Mercedes said to max that I found quite amusing
  69. Change the name then fuckers
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Done and done
    Cullen Conway
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is a good title
  72. Very well done
  73. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1668677582764515332?s=20
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/midgetmoxie/status/1668396658043002880?s=46
  75. Who remembers these babies
  76. Matt avatar
    Real movie buff if you’ve seen this hidden Michael Bay gem
    Evan Bbbender
  77. I remember those beads from steam last night
    Cullen Conway
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    While yea the tweet itself is stupid
  79. I do love that movie and those green beads
    Max Lieberman
  80. 😂😂😂
  81. Didn’t know it was Michael bay tbh
  82. Probably his best movie
  83. Matt avatar
    cormac mccarthy died
    Cullen Conway
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    He used to be a fave - I hated his latest release
  85. Matt avatar
    Guess its your fault he died then
    Evan Bbbender
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He was one of those authors where almost anything he wrote was turned into a movie
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 anal beads
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    Oooh that reminds me. Cullen, do you want me to return these?
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    Return what?