Friday, May 26, 2023

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Love that they’re sinkin ships

I thought it was Monday

But yeah

What time on Sunday and what should I/we bring?

Cum filled chips it is

I’m going to bring a Sheridan sausage medley

Absolute lock he’s also got bell pepper, onion, and avocado in tow

None

They are to be grilled and distributed

Orderly

Yeah as I said

Do y’all have time/place for lunch tomorrow determined?

I am not gonna make it tomorrow

But would get a beer in the afternoon time

Fucking disgrace

Inknow

Iii know

https://twitter.com/pff/status/1661868830312857605?s=46

I’m not looking at his visor

https://twitter.com/_elvishpresley_/status/1661882996553576448?s=20

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Me & who?

Since Cullen + Bender are having a secret not hoeny lunch whats everyone else doing?

I just cracked a Hoen and am about to mow the lawn. Mercedes is hoping to be back from work around 3 and I believe she wanted to have a beverage and maybe food

Before we build furniture

I just ate some mushrooms and want lunch

But maybe I’d meet Cullen and evan and all those boys down at steam

Matt’s living his best life

1.5 hour motorcycle ride in the morning, mushrooms in the afternoon

Cool dad shit

Without a doubt

V cool dad shit

That’s why we pay daycare

And why work pays you

Ya they pay me for the mushrooms + the product I wrote that they sell

Poe que no los dos

Didn’t fill up on cum from aforementioned balls?

If that cum went to waste…

Good man

Let’s go drink!!!

We can go to blutos and give dan stomach cancer again

Not with all the cum he just had

It would form a protective layer

Where’s the watering hole

Landmark is good patio

Has bbq

I would bike there

With chubby pebis

Come with pebis

Leave with cum

Landmark?

Kyle do you want to bicycle

Landmark ford?

Opens at 3 I’m now seeing

THEN NO!!!!

SOMEWHERE ELSE

Let’s go there

Probably take til 3 to get there

at least for me

Ok when do you want to leave

Meet at my place at 240? Then bike there should put there at like 3

That works

Hoen me up cream boi

BBQ my dick, loser

This place is advertised as a county bar

I’ve been there, it’s a cool spot

They take kindly to our folk round there?

Why wouldn’t they be

Cause we’re on that gay shit or whatever

I’m not gay I’m queer

I’m trans

Just don’t give yourself away by ordering a bud light

I’ve just got the classic gay

Matt, such a millennial

But my gayness is rooted in misogyny, can’t stand women so I gotta catch some dick

Brother, I know a place where that is right as rain

This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to cultivate

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For all of the fucking around I’ve been doing I’m unusually sober for a Friday

It’s 3pm come on people

Come on cool dad score some heroin and get wild this afternoon

Be there in 2

42 shiner

420 shiner