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Thursday, May 25, 2023

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently my 12 year old niece is in sex Ed at school, visited my parents, and said at the dinner table, “my friend is fucking her boyfriend and he loves to cum.”
    Kyle Derrick
  2. Matt avatar
    Who doesn’t brother?
    Cullen Conway
  3. Matt avatar
    Bender I sent you an invite to my plex just don’t try to watch the new super mario movie because its 4k so it’s probably too big to stream wel
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a me! Cream-i-o
  5. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/iAM_RodWill/status/1661438900961771543
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/severalnitrogen/status/1661525214344224769?s=46
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who here
  9. Amongst ye
  10. Cares to hoen tomorrow
  11. Ye honest men
  12. Matt avatar
    Really appreciate my Spotify genres since I just returned recently
  13. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbenderhttps://twitter.com/severalnitrogen/status/1661525214344224769?s=46
    This is a superficial examination that’s wrong and misleading . The list is populated by new content every 5 minutes.
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Now you better tweet that
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Someone beat me to it, https://twitter.com/workingjubilee, a fellow rust programmer, good for them.
  16. Look the important thing is that your perspective is being warped my fake content propoated by the woke mind virus.
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The WMV got me good
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    You thought covid was bad, this is real virus we need to fear
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it also Chinese?
  20. Matt avatar
    Yeah that tweet of someone inspecting the source is from someone who has no idea about how modern web programming works apparently
    Daniel Miller
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well I don’t either so I’ve been lied to
  22. I do t understwnd
  23. Are the names just placeholders
  24. And they update later?
  25. Matt avatar
    Yeah the browser goes back to the server and updates the list occasionally
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    At
  27. Ah
  28. Matt avatar
    Curious what that hotshot thought they were going to see there
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apparently a list of complete donor names?
  30. Matt avatar
    Hilarious and you’re probably correct
  31. It makes total sense to load the entire donor list from your database every time some asshole loads the website
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan, your tl is trash.
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Listen that’s either my fault or Elon’s
  34. And it’s not mine
  35. MattIt makes total sense to load the entire donor list from your database…
    Well I think it’s more that the names appear generic and that looks suspicious?
  36. Matt avatar
    It could absolutely be bullshit
  37. Bunk data not reading from a real database
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes that’s what I assumed his observation was
  39. Matt avatar
    “However its just a scrolling list of the same names repeating” is not that observation
  40. Which is what he said
  41. It probably is lazy bullshit though if you go there and it’s still the same names now
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    Welp, gonna have to donate and wait for Evan Benders name to show up, its the only way we can know for sure.
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Too late fella
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmmm. Should I take tomorrow off and make it a 4 banger weekend?
  45. Matt avatar
    Do it
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If you do so, today becomes weekend adjacent
  47. Matt avatar
    As long as you still skip hoen lunch
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Thereby enabling zum drinken
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would anyone want to do something fun? Like go somewhere? Hiking, water, river, etc
  50. Matt avatar
    Bender you want to zoom around a bit this afternoon?
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm to both
  52. I had a very nice zoom yesterday but perhaps yeah
  53. Max Lieberman avatar
    I’d probably do some fun shit or eat lunch tomorrow
  54. Work all weekend
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It might be too cold for like naked falls
  56. Maybe the Sandy
  57. But also possibly too cold
  58. Matt avatar
    I only have half day tomorrow but I do have to do some shit in the morning
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I could certainly not work in the afternoon
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What about the swimming hole by hood river
  61. Matt avatar
    Bender said that honey hole is closed now
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Interesting
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah every time I drive past when I go to montany it’s closed
  64. Yeh still closed apparently
  65. Koberg state park
  66. Matt avatar
    SAD
  67. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan Bbbender
    I don’t see Koberg mentioned here?
  68. Evan Bbbender
    Or am I being daft
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hm yeah that was a link I clicked but reading further looks general
  70. This website is awful
  71. https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/crgnsa/recarea/?recid=82345
  72. Just redirects to a search of parks
  73. And can’t find Koberg
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Perhaps I’ll just take a hero dose a shrooms and see what transpires
    Evan Bbbender
  75. Matt avatar
    Do it
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kingly
  77. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t even know how much that would need to be with ssris in play
  78. At least 4 grams
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are you doing that tomorrow?
  80. Or RIGHT NIW
  81. NOW
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Probably never
  83. As it sounds terrifying
  84. But I am shidding for the 3rd time today
  85. Aka tushy town
  86. Matt avatar
    4 grams would do it for you
  87. I do think there is credence to your SSRI’s dimming them theory though cause I’m a few weeks off the SSRI’s now and my dose hit me a lil hard the other da
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://maps.app.goo.gl/HnvBTUXe3jYK1tMs7?g_st=i
  89. Nodoguro
  90. Any of heard of this place?
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is it only open for two hours a week?
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was wondering about that
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Looks dank
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it appears to be bougie Japanese food
  95. I’d never heard of it or seen it but have probably walked right by it like 50 times
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/kylekulinski/status/1661523825253548034?s=46
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    4th
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/aallleeexxxxxx1/status/1661806618491715645?s=46
  99. I’m gonna start doing this
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 crum
    Evan Bbbender