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Thursday, May 18, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heather is having a dilemma and wants a group vote
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nathan’s
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chase sapphire or capital one venture
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    Chase Sapphire
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Noted
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would think that decision would come down to the be edits that they offer
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes that is indeed true kyle
  8. I have had both and strongly preferred Chase and the accompanying benefits
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Chase does have 80k points if you spend $4000 within the first 3 months
  10. Which is basically a plane ticket
  11. So that’s nice
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    People get scared by the annual chase fee
  13. But they pay you back $300 in travel
  14. So it’s actually not very much
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s a lot if you’re dead
    Cullen Conway
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    And I make up for it with the Priority Pass benefit alone haha
  17. Crush the lounges
  18. Evan, remember that white wine and gumbo in the Atlanta airport for 6 hours
    Evan Bbbender
  19. That’s on chase brother
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I vote honey hole plus by steam
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have bad news
  22. “I hate to tell you this but I think your daughter likes Dave Matthew’s band” - Amanda
  23. Matt avatar
    But do you get rewards in shitcoin crypto?
    Cullen Conway
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sadly no shitcoin
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    His hoeny hole is ready for another breeding
  27. - pumpdog
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I have no clue who pumpdog is but he knows what’s up
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    He is credited with defining honey hole
  30. I’m the image I sent
  31. And that’s how he used it in a sentence
  32. Matt avatar
    St pumpdog the patron saint of hoen
    Cullen Conway
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hmm. Idk if I like his sentence. In no way can an asshole be bred
    Cullen Conway
  34. Perhaps breeding has a distinct meaning for gsex
  35. Cullen, can you please contact pumpdog and ask for clarification
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    You got it bro
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ty
  38. Also, tell him I’ll fuck his widde mouf
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also that fried chicken tendies from
    Jojo are legit
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CsY9-FIvOeT/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
  41. It’s official
  42. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God can they just die already
  44. Fucking musk man directing so much traffic to the worst posts
  45. Matt avatar
    I wish he would just off himself
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If you click the image he responds to it with “!”
  47. Matt avatar
    I saw that in the preview
    Cullen Conway
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Twitter is going to be such a strange place in another year
  49. Hahn
  50. My phone crops
  51. Matt avatar
    I’m on my mac
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen Conway
    This really didn’t get enough attention
  54. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Noted, noted
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Happy hoen-eve to all that observe
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shit up, bitch!
  57. Matt avatar
    Cullen I think I’m going to do a drive by gang shit on my bike this morning
    2
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll be in the basement and Amanda will be away with Maeve starting in 10 minutes
  59. Matt avatar
    I better ring extra loud for Stewy then
    Cullen Conway
  60. Matt avatar
    I stalked outside Cullens house waiting for Amanda to emerge so she couldn’t hide the baby from me any longer
    2
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Whoa
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Who doesn’t enjoy a good game of “hide the baby”
  63. Max Lieberman avatar
    Cullen Conway
    Thank you almost missed this and it is important
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1659251937722630164?s=46
  65. 🤔
  66. 🤨
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Isn’t that a South Park quote?
  68. o, not quite, but close.
  69. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d7f0f211-9646-44c0-b705-26802be93561
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good grab
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    Season 4
  72. Pretty deep in the memory there
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah the good years
  74. South Park had a very Simpsons-esque run
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its still kinda good though
  76. Whereas Simpsons is hurtful to watch
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll never know
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    The good years of the Simpsons are still good to watch bro
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well yeah
  80. Same with South Park
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan seemed to be suggesting otherwise
  82. Ohhhh
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, you have daddy brain
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    No I misinterpreted
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shut up, bitch!
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    Daddy brain
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daddy brain sounds kinky
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have dumb ass stupid baby brain
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten daddy brain @ steam
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    That wasn’t me calling my daughter that
  91. For the record
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
  93. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that’s what I was referencing
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
  95. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/heykayadams/status/1659301069925785601
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’ll also eat your friends out on stage
  97. Matt avatar
    Is that vegan?
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  99. I mean maybe idk
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fecund cunt
  101. Cullen Conway avatar
  102. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Got the church for you
  104. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum not lest you become cum
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659310997872558082?s=46
  106. “Free speech maximalist”
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Amber alert
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I got it
  109. Max Lieberman avatar
    On it
    3
  110. Matt avatar
    Where Hoen?
  111. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 cum
    Evan Bbbender
  112. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where hoen!
  113. What about messican
  114. Daniel Miller avatar
    Taco Bell?