Friday, May 19, 2023
107 messages from 6 senders:Evan Bbbender 48Kyle Derrick 19Matt 17Daniel Miller 14Cullen Conway 6Max Lieberman 3
Yum
Kinda in the mood for a good ole MCB- A classic
- I don’t like that they added a smartphone in the new Zelda
https://twitter.com/MAGAGEM1/status/1659053210001375232- https://twitter.com/ItsmindofJson/status/1659333597851951106Evan Bbbender
- Banger
Max dude- I thought you were on this amber alert2
- Hoen check
- Fully engorged
- Love it
- That was a real limp dick hoen check roll call where are the cum boys?
- Yeah I’m pretty disappointed in that turnout myself
That’s because you’re all a bunch of wieners- Be men and make it Steam lunch
- Would you participate in steam lunch?
- A steamy buttfet it is
- Where we goen?
- I could participate in a steam lunch. Not today. But calling it hoen lunch means I will never.
- Hm then the council may have to discuss a rebranding
- You all seem pretty enthused with hoen in general so no need to push it
- Yeah but if rebranding means a possible kyle merger then it needs to be seriously considered
- I’m 2 hoeny to stop
- Matt please do not publicly disclose the board’s position
- On an unrelated note
- Beat neighborhoods in Seattle?
- Going up there for a weekend with alysa
- Capitol Hill? Belltown?
- Belltown
- Green lake
- Marshall pinch
- Marshawn*
- I prefer to stay around the Boeing factoryKyle Derrick
- Be careful in that city, its rife with craij!
- Listen where and wen we hoenin
- Can’t hoen today
- can we do like 1230 today
- Yeah just as long as you don’t cancelMatt
- I’m trying to swindle some crypto VCs out of what little money they have before someone else does
- Yeah, I should be all clear today
- I will buy a round a drinks to all who hoen today to demonstrate my contrition for last weeks sins.
- Wait
- Sounds good then go get some of that soup before it all runs out
- I didn’t cancel, I was late and ate your slop which put me in the hospital
- So fuck your widdo mouf
- Don’t make me scroll up
- It’s possible you’re right, nobody knows
- You can’t scroll up to real life
- That’s true
- Where we hoenin
- Seriously?
- I know you said MCB, which is fine just perhaps uninspired
- I told you we poisoned him
- That’s one thing. Being hospitalized is another level of being poisoned
- It was good slop
- I didn’t do anything to the slop I had some of the slop myself
- Perhaps if it has been sitting out for a bit?
- It was just French fries and hummus
- Vigorously shaken
- It was the shaking that did it
- How sick did Dan get?
- He’s fucking dead, can we move on
- Did we decide where?
- Dan offered meat cheese bread
- Which is generally fine but not amazing
- I thought we were doing El Hoen lunch with some mesican
- I for one would love to el hoen
- What if we did pambiche
- That’s Cuban but w/e
- I would actually be more interested in papi Chulos on Alberta
- I can do that, whatever the hombres are feeling
- Dan?
- I want some birria
- Everyone loves stew when its 85 out
- They have many things
- They’re fried tacos
- Not stew
- The meat is stewed tho
- Ah
- Papi sounds good
- Papi it is
- Matt if you are bored and want to come early we can have a beer at my house
- I am bored
- Come on down then fella
- Alright just gonna wrap some bullshit up over here then I’ll ride over
- Sounds good man
- Nobody fucks like the boys at steam
Kyle would you lunch if it was called cum lunch?Kyle Derrick- I’m a little cum boyKyle Derrick
- Last 3 messages are all bangers
- I’m a big cum boy
- Hell yeah
- So is Papi’s diarrhea at 1230?
- That’s the one
- Will Dan be hospitalized two weeks in a row?
- Tune in tomorrow to find out
- Estoy aqui
- (I am here)
- Soy excitado
- O soy caliente
- I just earned my portland biker street cred by aggressively destroying an audis side mirror in traffic on purpose and having words with the drive
- Don’t put your dumb car in my lane