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Friday, April 28, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Me, after the gummy and the mushrooms hit at the same time
  2. https://twitter.com/olilondontv/status/1651674460351524864?s=46
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    3
  4. Maeve is raging over here
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s important that they learn to shaka at a young age
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    6”2’ 252 is fucking stacked
  8. Matt avatar
    the WWE’s biggest stars are freakishly large humans
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Stack em if you got em
  10. (Pussys)
  11. Pussies**
  12. Matt avatar
    pussysies
  13. Evan Bbbender
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
  15. Explain me why bills drafted a te
  16. Matt avatar
    The next Kelce duh
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    👍🏻
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So what’s the moto show deal?
  19. 6-10 on Saturday?
  20. Matt avatar
    Did you get a ticket yet?
  21. Revit10 for 10% off
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I didn’t. Wanted to confirm we still on for that day and time slot
  23. Matt avatar
    Yes still on
  24. I just remembered to buy my ticket tonight
  25. It was cheaper earlier in the week it’s 25 now
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I was just looking. I will cop one
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    What time can I meet y’all for a beer before?
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tbd
  29. But our slot is 6-10
  30. Ticket copped
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1651792057285967872?s=46
  32. Matt avatar
    Yeah I hear the cowboys wanted him
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah if you clicky it’s a quote tweet on top of skip Bayless
  34. Matt avatar
    yea my schadenfreude levels been off the charts this week, love shitty people having a shitty time
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know what, good for you sir that’s what life is all about
  36. Where lunch
  37. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/CoachZachSmith/status/1651943306497064962
  38. flying fish?
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m in
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    1130?
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That fucks
  42. Matt avatar
    squirt
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    Let’s get that fish
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Squirt
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fish box
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Fish box
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So nice out
  48. I might have to bike
  49. Max Lieberman avatar
    I could Hoen some fish
    Matt
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So horny
  51. I might have to cum
  52. Max Lieberman avatar
    Hell yeah boys I’ll cum for a bit of fish
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m prolly out on Hoen fish but in for Hoen beers tomorrow before Moto
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So what’s everyone’s deal for Saturday? I was gonna suggest beers at wayfinder at like 5 and then roll to moto show after that
  55. Matt avatar
    I won’t be available until closer to 6
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Uh, I’m not going to the Moto show at 6 and would like beer beforehand haha
  57. Matt avatar
    Not any good reason we need to be there right at 6?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Ahh, that’s a good point
  59. Unless you want to “get your moneys worth” 😉
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If I don’t go to coast I can meet up around 5
  61. Matt avatar
    I’m good for like 2 hrs at the moto show there isn’t much to do beyond that unless you’re really really feeling whoever is playin
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So maybe wayfinder at 6 then moto show?
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That hoens
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    That hoens
  65. Matt avatar
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That was easy
  67. Nice
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan Bbbender
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    Guys I might switch to lunch Hoen today instead of beers tomorrow
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Full squad!
  71. Matt avatar
    h o e n hoen hoen hoen
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    Who wants me to come work from their house today
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matth o e n hoen hoen hoen
    Is this like j-e-t-s jets jets jets
  74. Daniel Miller avatar
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan come over
  76. Work here
  77. Matt avatar
    j e t e jete jete jete
  78. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ve got all the fixings
  80. Country gravy
  81. Matt avatar
    Can we all come work at benders? My roof is getting replaced today and that shit is going to be loud
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure as long as we don’t make too much noise
  83. No screaming
  84. Matt avatar
    Oh nevermind then
  85. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m very loud on zoom
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s fine it just can’t be as loud as I get when I’m losing at age of empires
  87. Matt avatar
    Do we need to change the lunch venue for such a momentous occasion or is flying fish still good?
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Still works for me
  89. Matt you coming over?
  90. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think that venue is fine
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    To be clear, I am not going to lunch
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit Kyle!!
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goddamnit kyle
  94. Matt avatar
    You son of a bitch
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt you are also very welcome
  96. Heather only has 1 meeting today and is going out to drink and have lunch with coworkers
  97. Matt avatar
    Bender I might after lunch, I need to see how the dog is handling the roof banging
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    K no worries
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/_daltonkincaid/status/1651792189200924672?s=46
  100. Matt, are you copping?
  101. Matt avatar
    No I almost bought an Allen rookie card the other day though for the love of spending money
    Evan Bbbender
  102. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ain’t nothing like it
  103. Cullen Conway avatar
    So we are meeting at 11:30 at flying fish?
  104. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yes, sir.
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yarp
  106. Cullen Conway avatar
    Can I bring my fucking dick?
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/ab84/status/1651990246232403973?s=46
  108. The fuck is this
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    Keep it down over there even
  110. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Matt, you gonna have homie do this as a huge back piece?
  111. Cullen Conway avatar
    Great now horn
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Rookie mistake
  113. Evan, have you considered getting heather really drunk today so she is too hungover to do anything tomorrow?
  114. Cullen Conway avatar
    Everyone is on their way to drunk but you kyle
  115. Matt avatar
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    Im down.
  117. Done
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle come over
  119. Daniel Miller avatar
    Everyone is here but you.
  120. And truth be told
  121. I’m horny as hell
  122. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I gotta go to tron at 230
  123. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m not
  124. I’m at Home Depot
  125. And I’m horny as hell
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Vietnam vet max
  128. Dan bankman fried
  129. Matt Dude
  130. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alice asked me to cut my hair because I look too much like sbf
  131. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It looks a lot like his right now
  132. At least that photo
  133. If I knew alysa was gonna be this late and you guys weee gonna be there I’d have come met up
  134. And then drunkenly drove to tron
  135. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lads
  136. A fantastic introduction to WFH 2k23
  137. Cullen Conway avatar
    Y’all still going?
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We finished a bit ago
  139. Was superlative