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Saturday, April 1, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mendezmendezart/status/1641605016594051075?s=46
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1641828122944471040?s=46
  3. Kyle Derrick avatar
    First edge
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God those Saturday morning shids are magnifique
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    What makes it so nice?
  6. Phat logs?
  7. Alcohol formed
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Generally as gigantic as they get for me
  9. Leave me with a nice stretched anus
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m G&D
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Already?!
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m not horny
  13. Kyle
  14. I am not horny today
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Shut up idiot. It’s April fools
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit!!!
  17. You sniffed me out!!
  18. I’m horny as hell!!!
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.iasip.app/1Luq0n3lTECIAjKYmkbfyw
  20. I think you have to click in for this to work
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1642158371502473217?s=46
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    Leel
  23. Sign me up for one leel
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Might fuck around and have a last hurrah today
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3
  27. I would enjoy
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    Last hurrah is off due to this offensive meme
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh come on is joke
  30. Let’s get a nice dinner and slurp up some cum water
  31. Kyle Derrick avatar
    God that’s a good meme
  32. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1641840277420638218
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sounds right
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What about 3?
  35. Matt avatar
    In the fetal position crying at the thought
  36. I could possibly “last hurrah” TM
    Evan Bbbender
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Me too depending on time/place
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Things you love to see
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Maybe I’ll even eat shrooms
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Does this last hurrah include dinner
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It includes cum
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    (That’s good)
  45. But the cum comes with a curse
  46. (That’s bad)
  47. Matt avatar
    To quote my favorite Chinese proverb, Wen hoen?
    Evan Bbbender
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Feels almost bikeable outside
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your widdle mouf almost feels fuckable
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Try me daddy
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would like to apologize to cullen for the butterfly meme
  53. It sounds like the last hurrah is cancelled
  54. Does anyone else want to hang out
  55. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d wak and get a beer
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wen
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    And he wanted to play roulette
  58. Matt avatar
    I still have a pass to fux
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    And then we are going back to Portland so perhaps I could meet up
  60. Oh this was meant for evan
  61. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s fux fellaz
  62. Matt avatar
    Evan secrets apparently
  63. We weren’t invited to the casino
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt + kyle want to meet up and thus commence operation fomo
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If I go meet up sooner than later I’m gonna be out for a last hurrah. Would need to do post dinner meet up for a last hurrah
  66. Matt avatar
    You want to get dinner?
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would get dinner
  68. I assume dan is out since he’s been quiet
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d do a beer before dinner or meet up after dinner but I’m not interested in dinner so much
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Euuuh
  71. Matt what tickles you
  72. Matt avatar
    Anything calling out to you?
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Meh I’m in for whatever
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well, pre dinner beer is fleeting
  75. Matt avatar
    Where do we eat Bender?
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm
  77. Closer to your house or mine
  78. ?
  79. Dude we should go to gado gado it’s p dank
  80. Or maybe yokos sushi
  81. Or we just do the easy thing and go to 28th area, get a beer and eat at paadee or something
  82. Matt avatar
    I could fux with either I guess
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I am out for pre dinner beers
  84. As I have just ordered dinner
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok do you want to meet us after
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Perhaps depending on what you’re doing
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’ll be having a suck and edging a fuck
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Steam it is