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Friday, March 31, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Me rn
  2. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jaegervonkramer/status/1641636993481293824
  3. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1641638653641338880
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mendezmendezart/status/1641766899082993670?s=46
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Big storm this weekend at hood
  6. Anyone want to go
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You do
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it spring pass szn yet?
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t know how much the lifts will be running in that shit bri
  10. It looks intense
  11. Monday could be good
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Jimmy creams
  13. I would certainly take Monday off for a snow Billy
  14. Matt avatar
    So much shid this morning
  15. It’s a shituation
    Cullen Conway
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Picks or gtfo
  17. Matt avatar
    Sorry dog we aren’t all dropping museum quality logs it’s a mess over here
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hershey squirts?
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt, “the shituation”
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I fear I’m losing my shid guy status
  21. Can barely muster 1.5 shids a day now
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    I had a two flusher after Matt started today off strong
  23. It was great
  24. Matt avatar
    Really glad to hear I could inspire some buttholes today
  25. Sometimes it’s like, what am I even shidding for? But you guys remind me
    Cullen Conway
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is anyone else’s widdo mouf just begging to be fucked or what
    Cullen ConwayDaniel Miller
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Max Lieberman
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dude this video is criminally underrated
  29. Matt avatar
    Does the video drone only come out in the bedroom nowadays or what?
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    That was peak pandemic-snowstorm boredom right there,
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s glorious
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    whoa. They actually opened sourced the twitter algo.
  33. https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Truth so idk about to get a big upgrade
  35. Social
  36. Matt avatar
    scala and java i’m gonna pass
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    just feed it into chatgpt. Who read anymore
  38. Matt avatar
    chatgpt find the liberal conspiracy in here
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle you ever play with your mons pubis?
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ganja
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/morgan_hislop/status/1641397913212289028?s=20
  42. I’m sorry but this fucking slaps lol
  43. The Drake gay with the I have a dream
  44. Chefs kiss
  45. I mean Macklemore…
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Holy fuck that’s good
  47. I really needed that today
  48. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah it’s a fucking banger
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also, who the fuck ponders their sexuality when they are in 3rd grade
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Macklemore
  51. Matt avatar
    gay
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Like in third grade I was thinking about video games and candy
  53. Not if I wanted to suck a dick or eat puss
  54. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Votto007/status/1641818137183105026
  55. https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1641895277073248256
    Kyle Derrick
  56. That whole thread has some bangers
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    If I shard while cranking my shaft, am I a squirter?
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean if it’s synched with your cum
  59. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why does it need to sync with my cum?
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just does bro
  61. I don’t make the rules
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Source?
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    isshardsquirt.cum
    Kyle Derrick
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I only trust isshardsquirt.gov or isshardsquirt.edu
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    And what do these sources say on the issue?
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They are still waiting for their papers to be peer reviewed
    Cullen Conway
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
  68. Anyone wanna do this?
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 do this
    Evan Bbbender
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    If I cum while getting my widdle mouf fucked does that make me gay and dead?