Saturday, March 25, 2023

This is a classic

Call me cocky, but if there’s an alien out there that I can’t kill, I haven’t met him and killed him yet

So is he uncancelled?

I also feel the same way about 21 jump street and the the Jewish people

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1639615822627762177?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

https://twitter.com/honkysupreme/status/1639649512967872518

There’s the cluss

Practicing for tubgirl

Do it for her

I’m at meadows

Hi, at meadows. I’m dad

Shut up, bitch!

https://twitter.com/owlhix/status/1639413440560398336?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Anyone finna have Matt’s tacos around noon

Hmmmm

That’s a fine offer…

You gonna have a quaffable beer with that?

Oh my yes

In that case

I’m in

Does he kick tacos out of the Mississippi location or just the one at Hinterland?

That’s a love

Needs to be hinterland

I’m doing long small dog walk

Oh

😈

I’ve been downgraded to questionable

You no want fucka, eh? You only want breaka?

I think also maybe at good notion

Ooo yea they do have them at good notion

Guys

It’s almost time to take Amanda to Clyde’s

Seriously we should do that

Cheaper than inducing at a hospital

And juicier

Well

My birthday is Saturday, April 8. Amanda is due 4/13

Seems like Clyde’s on my birthday is the move…

Oh yes.

Ohhhh my yes

Now THAT is how you sonic

We will be out of town on your birthday

🖕

🤙🏻

I’m going to be out of town too unfortunately

Fuck I guess I have to go out of town too

Your birthday always aligns with alysa spring break

Matt, I just jettisoned my dogs feces into the Portland police bureaus parking garage

Can I get an acab?

Good thing you’re white or they’d probably shoot you 50 times for that

It was a clandestine act of littering

Evan, Dan, and Max, you are hereby conscripted into service, drinking with me on Saturday 4/8/23

🫡

Are you really gonna be getting litty that close to Amanda’s due date?

Couldn’t she go into labor at like any moment by that time?

That’s the best part

Shit 👏 up 👏 bitch 👏

Mind your own goddamn business

A true alcoholic

I love it

Ito

Ito me out

Yeah, kyle

Cullen doesn’t quit

He’s not a rage quitter

I’m sure he has rage quit before

Not drinking, mind your

That’s an advertisement for Tesla right there

I’d argue 8 months is a little different than 5 days before due date

I don’t have to get blackout kyle

You’d argue

I can have a beer and a prime rib with my friends

And I plan to

But you get visibly drunk after two beers

Cool bro

It is cool

Argue some more shit

LFG

Do you think the chat bit accurately captures Evans penchant for non sequiturs?

That was a bit of a non sequitur

What does lfg mean to you?

I read it as looking for group

But I’m guessing you mean let’s ducking go?

It means let’s fucking go

Let’s form group

I was trying to stir the rising antagonism

Yeah that’s not a non sequitur then

But you’re the non sequitur guy for sure

I’m the cum guy

/ cum guy

And I’m the contentious / shid guy

Hair splitter, perhaps

It’s his birthday

He gets older and fatter

Another last hurrah

This ☝️

Cream me up, Scottie

New art installation at laurelhurst just dropped

Pics or FMWM

It’s not sending :(

That’s a nice installation

It would be better if there was a Lime next to it

It is profound

Please compose a haiku

I’m not sure you can top your black geek haiku

That one was inspired

I’m holding a dart
I could hit so many geeks
I choose the black one

This man has played ghost of Tsushima

Open widdle mouf
Simply waiting to be fucked
I wanna Cummies

Kyle?

I will be out of town but let’s get hammered in the hospital lobby on the 13th one last last hurrah

Creamy fuck

https://twitter.com/mattlieb/status/1639708774842925056

Cum cum cum cum cum
Shid shid shid shid shid shid shid shid
Cum shid cum cum cum

👺

https://twitter.com/SmilingObject/status/1639688578631614464

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1639724053500928000?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

This is good lol

Four Twenty Blaze It
Fuck You Kyle I Won This Round
Four Twenty Blaze It

Powerful

Would have been better if I had attempt to score

But I like the thought