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Friday, March 24, 2023

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Coward
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh I’m gonna eat it
  3. Momentarily
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A whole one?
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    God no
  6. I ate around a quarter
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn. I was gonna declare you brave if you at a whole one
  8. Matt avatar
    Battle your demons Cullen eat the rest
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    I like to dip my toe in, acclimate, then eat more
  10. I’ll keep you updated on the demons
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This one got me
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro that text is so fucking small
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s roiland’s post about being acquitted on a rape charge
  14. And that scene from barbarian
  15. It’s so juicy
  16. Like 🤌🏻🤌🏻
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I thought it was domestic abuse
  18. Whatever
  19. Guess I can let alysa watch Rick and morty again
  20. Matt avatar
    His texts were like oh jeez sorry I thought you liked when I rape you
  21. https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1639018350821949440
  22. Looking for a white supremacist skinhead in NJ. Not because of the white supremacist skinhead stuff but because he’s a missing cop
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t kink shame
  26. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nothing like a forced edge during a meeting
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oops all shiddies
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And how
  29. Matt avatar
    Fucking wintery mix over here whats this bs
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s called second false spring is over
  31. I believe we are now in “muddy times”
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
  33. Matt avatar
    Playing a game of vanport or WW1?
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve got trench dick
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Goddamnit my images didn’t send for some reason
  36. Motherfucker
  37. God I guess I’ve only myself to blame
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They did send
  39. I seent them
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Weird
  41. Matt avatar
    I seent em too
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmm
  43. Did you see the stupid baby?
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yea
  45. Matt avatar
    Yes you stupid baby
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking weird
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone ever fuck with one of these
  48. https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1639279904381448194?s=20
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t believe you
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m saying I would fux
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But would you suck?
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Would cop
    Cullen Conway
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    Should I cop?
  56. Matt avatar
    do cop
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1639044325156814851?s=20
  58. Is homie trying not to laugh?
  59. Matt avatar
  60. That’s funny I got the message failed to send alert on a photo too, wonder if that’s just a network issue today
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    2
  62. Seemed to work for me
  63. Matt avatar
    Are you Verizon?
  64. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yea
  65. Matt avatar
    One of life’s great mysteries
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Are you guys seeing cullen as his email address
  67. I think he’s the culprit
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m seeing you as email address
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Both cullen and Evan show as enails for me
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    🖕
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    yeah, my says curlen
  72. Matt avatar
    It’s an option in iMessages, I noticed it the other day but I don’t understand why you fools would choose it
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    this thing? 
    Matt
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bugger they got me too
  75. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/woot_master/status/1639292104148140033
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a dank one
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone fancy a happy hour drink? Perhaps 4 Irish cat bombs and a last hurrah?
    Cullen Conway
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1639340832053395463?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a lot of fucking right before the games
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Shit tits
  81. Who want fucka
  82. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d walk somewhere after I finish this test I’m taking
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 shid
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Test muh dick
  85. What is this test and when is it over
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Just finished
  87. Rte certification
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Afeard I don’t know what that means
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s my job title
  90. I’m done
  91. Culmination?
  92. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I would have a crispy tiddie
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You drive or walk?
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I drive
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Meet in 10?
  96. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m headed to a different bar
  97. For a last hurrah
    Evan Bbbender
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What the fuck cullen
  99. Cullen Conway avatar
    🖕
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    10 works