Friday, March 24, 2023

Coward

Oh I’m gonna eat it

Momentarily

A whole one?

God no

I ate around a quarter

Damn. I was gonna declare you brave if you at a whole one

Battle your demons Cullen eat the rest

I like to dip my toe in, acclimate, then eat more

I’ll keep you updated on the demons

This one got me

Bro that text is so fucking small

It’s roiland’s post about being acquitted on a rape charge

And that scene from barbarian

It’s so juicy

Like 🤌🏻🤌🏻

I thought it was domestic abuse

Whatever

Guess I can let alysa watch Rick and morty again

His texts were like oh jeez sorry I thought you liked when I rape you

https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1639018350821949440

Looking for a white supremacist skinhead in NJ. Not because of the white supremacist skinhead stuff but because he’s a missing cop

Sometimes no stop means keep raping

Whoa

Don’t kink shame

Nothing like a forced edge during a meeting

Oops all shiddies

And how

Fucking wintery mix over here whats this bs

It’s called second false spring is over

I believe we are now in “muddy times”

Playing a game of vanport or WW1?

I’ve got trench dick

Goddamnit my images didn’t send for some reason

Motherfucker

God I guess I’ve only myself to blame

They did send

I seent them

Weird

I seent em too

Hmm

Did you see the stupid baby?

Yea

Yes you stupid baby

Fucking weird

Anyone ever fuck with one of these

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1639279904381448194?s=20

Yes

I don’t believe you

I’m saying I would fux

But would you suck?

Would cop

Should I cop?

do cop

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1639044325156814851?s=20

Is homie trying not to laugh?

That’s funny I got the message failed to send alert on a photo too, wonder if that’s just a network issue today

Seemed to work for me

Are you Verizon?

Yea

One of life’s great mysteries

Are you guys seeing cullen as his email address

I think he’s the culprit

Both cullen and Evan show as enails for me

🖕

It’s an option in iMessages, I noticed it the other day but I don’t understand why you fools would choose it

Bugger they got me too

https://twitter.com/woot_master/status/1639292104148140033

That’s a dank one

Anyone fancy a happy hour drink? Perhaps 4 Irish cat bombs and a last hurrah?

https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1639340832053395463?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

That’s a lot of fucking right before the games

Shit tits

Who want fucka

I’d walk somewhere after I finish this test I’m taking

420 shid

Test muh dick

What is this test and when is it over

Just finished

Rte certification

Afeard I don’t know what that means

It’s my job title

I’m done

Culmination?

I would have a crispy tiddie

You drive or walk?

I drive

Meet in 10?

I’m headed to a different bar

For a last hurrah

What the fuck cullen

🖕

10 works