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Saturday, March 18, 2023

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cowards who wan no fuck me < mr fuckman shit
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d argue that mr fuckman shit > cowards who wan no fuck you
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum on my tits
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  5. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kill me
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s g&d
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I need to shid but I’m afraid I’ll start vomiting if I do
    Daniel Miller
  9. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Tushy your mouth
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tushy your mouth
  11. Edge the vomit
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    I did something shameful on my way home
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    What’s that
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    It involves the dessert vending machine on burnside and it being out of forks
    Cullen Conway
  15. You can use your imagination
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Fucked it’s widddle mouth?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s a dessert vending machine
  18. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it’s outside that dessert spot on burnside , the French place
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m horny
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    Anyone suckin and fuckin today?
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fmwm
    Cullen Conway
  22. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/harriweinreb/status/1635147080661598212
    2
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    I wanna cum
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/yfz84/status/1637146883666722818?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  27. Dan get this mod
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s fucking sick.
    Cullen Conway
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I am wrecked
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why?
  32. Have a beer bruv
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Because I got very drunk on st Pattys day
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    Drink a beer bro
  35. Or some blended scotch
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ugh
  37. Okay
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol yes!!
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s fucking nice out
  40. It’s making me cum
  41. Cullen Conway avatar
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    I remember so little of last night
  43. everything after RAT is a blur.
    Cullen Conway
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How could you forget the bubbles!!
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan and I made friends at Buelah
  46. We asked one of them for coke and he was like I was considering asking you
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lolololol
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s great.
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You went back to Buelah?
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    We did
  51. Ryan was like what the fuck
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah we were pretty blasted
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Impressive
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    😏
    Evan Bbbender
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Proved me wrong
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen, was that your last hurrah before baby time? Should we induce Amanda now?
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s ask the hoen boy
  58. Bot
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have a last hurrah weekly
  60. See you next weekend
  61. Or, fuck it, tonight
  62. https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1637126557654188036?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
  63. This would be fucking sick
  64. Scarface style
  65. Daniel Miller avatar
    What are they arresting him for ?
  66. BE
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    BEING THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER?!
    Cullen Conway
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullens had more last hurrahs than bachelor parties at this point
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s true
  71. I might sneak in a bachelor party last hurrah before the baby
    Evan Bbbender
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    say hello to my widdle mouf
    2
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a love
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Innovative
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen Conway
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah this patio white wine is doing me right
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’ve also had 10 mg of gummies
  79. I’m gonna be lit at this 6 year old bday party
  80. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fuck yeah
  81. I’m going to a baby shower
  82. I told Amanda I’m gonna get wasted and rip heaters out front
  83. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1637211412270399488?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww
    Evan Bbbender
  84. 🤦‍♂️
  85. Every single thing he posts pisses me off
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wait until your working in his emerald mine on Nara
  87. Mars
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    *you’re
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yore
    Evan Bbbender
  90. Daniel Miller avatar

    Baby car bombs
    Cullen Conway
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where y’all at
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A hamburguesa
  94. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s tequila. Do all the peoples of the world have a culturally relevant drop shot?
  95. Jews - horseradish vodka and manishevits