Friday, March 17, 2023

I could meet up around 3/3:30 I reckon

What’s the suckin and fuckin plan?

No idea

I’m probably on that half day game tomorrow if it’s nice out

Hoen

Creepys has Guinness baileys icebergs is the only thing I know of that I’m interested

If I cannot cum

Then nobody can cum

You are cum

🥰

Are y’all eating mushrooms tomorrow?

Euuuh no peg

I’m considering it

Call me Mario

Kyle I still have your bag of mushrooms here

I believe it

Perhaps I’ll get them this eve

Ning

Feel free

Ning

https://twitter.com/talitr3s/status/1635849555718864897?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

This is really dark

Oh the actual post has a photo of a girl who did that

Ooo Zingah

Sounds like Thomas and Mario are in

Chock full of cum

Chock full of cum

Chock full of cum

Chock full of cum

https://twitter.com/_ali_taylor/status/1636466638475108367?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

https://twitter.com/catholicpat/status/1636018253624639490?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0Viww

Boy did I just have a kingly shit

Aaron earned an iron urn

Ern ern an ern ern

Cum cream

Dan can you write an ai bot to draft for kyle this year

It must maintain his temperament

Where carbons!?

Irish carbons

I want to shotgun a Guinness pounder

Can I be present for that?

Absolutely

Though not sure how it will happen

I suppose I have a single one in my fridge

What’s your plan post satellite?

And will you be chilling with that homie

I have no idea about anything

No, he will go home to his kids

Unless he’s on mushrooms and moon rocks

I’m which case who knows

Upon further review

I would like to declare myself free of all obligations after 2 on

Pm

Thank you

Putting on my red overalls

They’re blue bro

I put on my wizard hat and robe

Red

IWC

Matt how would you feel about Leonard fournette going to the billies

Why is everyone asking me about RBs I don’t want to pay for today?

I don’t want an expensive RB I want to fix the O line and get another WR preferably a tall one

I’m also a James Cook believer

Cook my dick

What about zeke though?

How bout Derrick Henry too the team offense should just be josh allen diggs and like 4 huge RBs

I mean if you need to fix the oline there’s no better candidate than Zeke

Jesus fuck it’s nice out

Spring is way better than winter

I agree but only at the end of winter

Basically at the end of every season I’m ready for the next

Fuck my widdle mouf

What kind of mouf are you working with?

Widdle

You ever get freaky with that thing?

You do

iwc

I just went down my Twitter timeline and none of the posts were people I follow or retweeted/liked/interacted by by people I follow

What is this new algorithm?

It is cum

My cum hurts

Ouch daddy my cum

I figured out why my cum hurts

Wen Hoen?

I’m walking up to the bar right now

I’m basically done but probably 2:40-3

2:30

We just might

Euuuh

We’ll see

Where is the baileys?

I’m saving my bombs for y’all

This was just a deal my bud got for me

Oh

It’s 2/3 of a bomb

It is

Pint and shot $12

And both good

Jameson?

And Guinness?

Guinness and Paddies

Paddy’s

TBD

I’m at satellite

Is the Guinness draft?

I didn’t ask

Don’t be a bitch

It’s Guinness

Cullen is going to be annihilated by 4 pm

The cans are supposedly as good as draft because of that weird decide they have

Dan wen are you free, 8?

Yeah I was just curious

Guinness is low ABV

I drink plenty of the cans

I can ride this

Sustainable

Just no more shots

Until we bomb some cars

The guys I’m with started drinking at 8am

Are they “pissed”

Or are they fuckin STEAMIN?

Lol

I hope they don’t have covid like your Steamin friends did

RIP Lance Reddick

😢

Holy shit

Damn

I have discovered that these boys are on a crawl

Not sure where it’s headed

Don’t think they do wither

So, uh

These dudes just ordered a round of car bombs

I’ve lowered your survival expectancy to 3:30

😈

Ride out with me

I’ll make it boys

I just need to know what we’re doing

Evan and I are gonna meet up and bike somewhere

Tentatively

Somewhere eh

Also, as you’re well aware, I don’t have a fucking bike

Biketown

Matt what are you trying to do?

Looking for where somewhere is

I just ate some food now I’m lookin to fuck

Come fuck bro

Fuck st Pattie’s I know what I’m doing

Tight

Can we just pick something?

So we can all fuck

No

Not RAT

That’s a viable starting point

For you

It’s ptretty central to all in this chat

Conveniently a few blocks from your house

You get annoyed when I suggest spots not near your house

Ok never mind, it’s St. Patty’s

I’ll keep a good spirit and positive energy

That being said

George’s

Not another place has been mentioned

Convenient for Dan

Florida room

Fuck it

RAT

When?

RAT!

Rat!

Evan and kyle yet again get there home town bar

Rat!

Lol

Yeah pick me up on the way dan

I’m pretty much done working

Watching some dudes steal a cat converter right now

I wanna cum!

I wanna cum!

Kyle make sure you have that thang on you

alright i’m goin to Rat

Omg omg it’s happening

I’m absconding from my work duties and drinking alcohol with my frens!!!

The Irish way

Then I get to beat up my significant other ☺️

And die of cirrhosis

Stop slandering the Irish please

It’s racist

Shut up, bitch!

Or of famine

Kyle being racist as shit

and my Potato

Just because the people have less melatonin he will claim it’s not racist

Live shot of Heather listening to my conversation:

Even though it’s text

How is she listening to your texts bro

I wanted to use that meme

To her this is all I do on workdays

Wen should I go there

Does it not open until 3?

I’m heading down shortly

Shut UP!!

Yea I just put air in my tires, I’m going to ride over there soon guess I’ll probably be there around 3

Should we meet at 711 to shotgun cans of Guinness?

I’ll be at Rat at 3

Heading down shortly

I’ll be at 711 just yelling loudly and generally being homeless

Turns out rat is closed for the day due to st Pattie’s

Kyle what should I do

Should I ride my bike

To cum city

Idc

Im wañking

Wan king

Wann king

Wann kœnig

Same

We must do what we always do

And go to 28th

Is it open?

Almost there

I’m drinking with dan

Get a round of Irish carbons

420 Irish cum bomb