Thursday, March 16, 2023
79 messages from 6 senders:Daniel Miller 22Evan Bbbender 19Cullen Conway 18Kyle Derrick 16Matt 2Max Lieberman 2
U ok?
A Friday drinka should fix me upDaniel Miller
*sigh*- Shut up, bitch!
- https://twitter.com/pragdua/status/1635994834463862784?s=46&t=WpljBjxlADYku7GgF0ViwwEvan Bbbender
- Y’all this could be us at work from hoen
- They might go bankrupt (again?)
Not if we go bail them out- I think they’re looking for $700,000,000
- Not sure if you have that lying around anywhere
- I mean if we go there and take mushrooms for a day
- That might actually do the trick
- We have to try
- It’s a beautiful DAAAAY
to get real fucking gay 
Strong dad = gay dad- So true bruv
- I’ve been cumming so long on these pictures of you
That I almost believe they’re realCullen Conway - First shidCullen Conway
- Kyle Derrick
- Is it cumming or cuming?
- Depends on how good it feelsMax Lieberman
- Occasionally its cummmmming
- Good point
- Clifford w/ The Big Red HogCullen Conway
- Lots of children’s shows lately
Will we drink tomorrow?Matt- I could drink
- O MY GOD
- GUYS
- I HAVE COMPLETED HOENBOT
- It has a model for each of us
- LETS GO!!!
- now do skiing
- You give me something, I send it in
- Y’all want to go to the mountain tomorrow?
- Borring. We can do betterCullen Conway
- Guys! Do any of you want to make me cum super hard tonight?Cullen Conway
- Its learning
- HOENBOT: "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread."
Evan: "Sounds like you need some hoen R&R, maybe with a side of cum. - Hmm not bad not bad
- Cullens response to that last one:
Cullen: "Well, Evan, I wasn't expecting that level of hoen-esty, but sure, let's make tonight a night to remember!2 - Hoenestly, this is pretty good
- That is pretty fucking goood
- Holy shit. This is the entire plot of that show the rehearsal
- Like if I wanted to simulate how you guys could react to me coming out…as hoeny. I could run it by the bot.
- Sanitizing the conversation so the bot doesn’t become sentient.Evan Bbbender
- This is the mii oh st important piece
- Hmm, I could have this automatically build a rehearsal bot with any one in your iMessages
- How does HOENBOT feel about racism?
- Evan: 😈Evan Bbbender
- How does HOENBOT feel about incubus?
- Human vs animal cum
- Which is better for drinking
- Kyle
- Have you identified any Shepard cream pie spots for tomorrow?
- Your azz
- Cum shit
- Should we do a pup crawl tomorrow?
- Yeah. Day crawl?
- I’ll probably need t work til like 3
- But then I’d crawl until ???
- I’ll be hitting the bar at around 1pm for basketball and beersMatt
- Max, it’s with your boy Ryan
- We slept in his son’s bed the other night
- Then I plan to meet the boys for a Shepard’s cream
- What bar
- Satellite
- Portland’s premier sports bar
- 420 3:16 i just blazed your ganja
- Liam found middle aged vacation Bender in Tulum
- Has he been kidnapped by cartels?
- I don’t know but look at that widdle mouf
- Also, that guy seems old as opposed to middle aged
- We are middle agedDaniel Miller
- Widdle agedEvan Bbbender