Thursday, February 23, 2023

Definitely not going in to work tomorrow

Yeah it’s coming down harder than all day up my way

Kyle, you gonna break your week day drinking rule to enjoy a bevy in the snow?

I’m at the gym

But would maybe do a nice snow drinka later

And or tomorrow if it sticks around

I’m more likely to have your fat hogg in my widdle mouf tomorrow

It’s true

I consider Thursdays to be weekend adjacent

But I don’t consider Mondays as such

This is where Kyle and I differ on our drinking regulations

So you consider Friday a weekend day?

Sure

Despite working that day?

Yes

Genius

Idiotic

Snow drinka

I could go for one o dem

Kyle do you and loopicito want to have a snow beer with Heather and me

Read the thread

Yee

I have to stay on brand

Word

Is it still dumping?

Hard over here

Jen is stuck in traffic

It’s dumping over here

Just went on a nice walk, it’s really quite nice in the snow

That traffic map looks like hell

God damn

SURE COULD USE SOME OF THAT GLOBAL WARMING RIGHT NOW

Leel bro

Leely

There is a kid trying and failing to ride a bmx bike past my house while a low rider car fish tails around on purpose

Portland gets weird in the snow

This snow is nice pow

Would be good shred

It’s true

Gust of wind

My power is 100% going out tonight

https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1628592052350099457?s=46&t=293U1qkuSzLzly7VweRBUQ

Dan this you?

He’s on skyline you fucking idiot

And Cornell

Ok dude

This snow is so fucking deep

I went to the bar and was rushing home

I’m afraid of a widdo mouf

Dan snow A

🥰

“Gwens been on the interstate driving home from work in wa since 4” - Adam

That sounds fucking miserable

Matt still isn’t home

He usually comes home at 6

Stewie liked the snow too much and cut his paw running around and now he’s bleeding all over our fucking house

https://twitter.com/nwsportland/status/1628616354202009602?s=46&t=DSnkE3NJV_5mXycDMBl6Ug

Wow…

I’ve got 8x15 inches

The wind is really ripping the snow around

Anyone lose power?

No not yet but surely soon

Negative

I just voided my bowels

It had the texture of a banana

Or so it felt as it shot out my anus

Bro

I’m the shid guy

We are gonna have beef soon if you keep this up

A cummy shidoff

I just farted loudly while unmuted

Tbd if my mic picked it up

So, it’s a shidoff you want?

Is anyone enjoying their winter wonderland

A couple days ago, Amanda was on a mee

That’s good

Stupid gym is closed today. Guess I’m getting doinked tonight

You can use my basement gym kyle

But I’ll be taking selfie videos while doing squats later and I don’t want you getting in the way

Cup of piss anyone?

I’ll take a cup O piss

It’s freshp

FreshieP

what’s the vintage on that piss you got?

69

Sounds delicious I’ll take er

It’s so fucking bright

Bluebird streets

I went off piste and found pow

Any of y’all got suggestions for things to in Austin, TX?

I’m sure there’s plenty to do in Austin, I have to go to fucking Orlando in April

Continental club

Early April

I out that on my list, evan

Güt

Lol a gang of bros riding 4 wheelers just cruised by

Loud as shit

There is no question that homie had this review in the chamber before seeing the movie.

Also, that take is incredibly stupid

No one watched movies on cocaine

Except Mike at lieberfest with T2

And god bless him for that

That ⛽️ was 🔥

Kyle is this your burner account?

https://twitter.com/buttmoisture/status/1611089236140122127?s=46&t=RKAOlVyxKEsw3FdX3HwqTg

Buttmoisture

Where we drinking tonight?

Heathers sisters house