Saturday, January 14, 2023

420 kyle I’m here

Guys

Crowdsource my evening plz

Weed 5-15 mg

Beer 1-4

Valium 1 only

Take 15 mg weed

Weed 5mg
Beer 3
Valium 1

And slam 4 beers

Profit

So far I’m liking cullens take

Bro

Take a ton of weed and watch a movie

You’ll love it

Unless you peel your face off

Watch face off!

I’m here (Kermit Wilson voice):
5mg weed
1 whisky pour
No Valium

Not a bad night either

Damnit that one sent before I laid down a good one

Was that a fart

No

Was they a cum

Look, I’m horny

And I’m not afraid to say it

I eeded too much

I’m watching the thing

Which one

the thing makes me horny too

Oops

I just witnessed a really intense car crash. Truck drove straight into a light pole, head on. Both people hurt very badly, woman screaming, man too hurt to react. People around screaming and shook up. It was not pleasant

Did you help?

I called the cops but a bunch of people flocked in and were trying to help

Wasn’t anything I could do

So I left

Coward

Only you could have saved them

Where was it

Lombard and Vancouver

What would baby Hoingette think?

Or got some of that sweet night crawler footage

The back of their pickup was full of shit and it went flying

Like it exploded

It was fucking intense

Whoa

They shouldn’t have driven into that light pole

I disagree

Kyle, I just released a really big shid. You need any stool?

Save it. We can trade next week

Ok

When is the poop draft?

I can’t even fathom how that would work but I love it

Anyone want to watch football today

☝️this guy

😎

Perhaps

Go birds

I would enjoy the chiggens

What are you proposing?

Well

There’s bars

Or house

But I don’t want to go to a bar really

So House

Lol

Then overeat something

Puss?

Puss

I could be down for some footies after my building duties are fulfilled

Let’s fuck guys everyone is doing it

I love the lack of punctuation there

If you don’t get gay with your bros on super wild card weekend when are you gonna man the fuck up

Bender makes a pretty good point

https://twitter.com/tomgrossicomedy/status/1614283448251813892?s=46&t=0665TwAVmLUiwDxOrePKRg

https://twitter.com/cynicalzoomer/status/1614072361363378176?s=46&t=0665TwAVmLUiwDxOrePKRg

Honestly this kind of content makes me want to watch tucker Carlson it’s funny as fuck

In any other universe it would be the finest satire

Bike and beer?

Perfect day for it

Kinda makes me wanna chum

Chum away bro

I’m chummin 😎

Surprisingly good game

Geno baby

go chiggens

Robbie Gould is feasting

He has never missed in the playoffs

https://twitter.com/realloganryan/status/1614336275187654656?s=46&t=xOAipFEN2KgwFfz2QFC5Lg