Friday, January 13, 2023

420 clussy honk

https://twitter.com/paulyshore/status/1613671347967909889?s=46&t=qeiaBz5hb18erEJ373RVSQ

Happy biodome day

are pauly shore fans Paulys Pals or Shoreheads?

That’s a phenomenal question

Shore whores

Any of y’all seen RRR?

No but I heard good things

Same

Wanted a first hand account

Any of y’all want to come over and help me collect a stool sample?

Sorry couldn’t hold it

That’s stool

Jesus Christ

Putting that in 3 vials was fucking gross

Did you have Alysa do it?

No, I didn’t need help

Thanks to that handy plastic thing they gave me

But I’d like to not handle feces ever again

Damn I forgot to weigh it

I’m a fecal mistress

You prolly should have had diarrhea so you could have just poured it into the separate cups

I tried to induce diarrhea by having double poke bowls last night

My body refuses to produce liquid shid

Did you at least give a cum garnish?

I considered it but didn’t want to invalidate the results

God I hope changing diapers isn’t as gross as doing what I just did

God no

I mean for everyone else’s sake

I don’t think children take middle aged male sized shits

It’s just being up close and personal with it

Whoa

Big of true

https://twitter.com/KEKKGURUI/status/1613664910201831425

Shit yeah, I didn’t??

I heard murmurings that this guy was a complete psycho

All men are rapists

Even trans men?

Especially trans men

https://twitter.com/fbgcon/status/1613929807607119873

OOPSIES

https://twitter.com/BevsNotGuilty/status/1613709833210920960?s=20&t=mW3jxXCb9eTqnEcAWOgJVA

Kyle, please replicate this

please gain 200lbs first

to complete the bit

I guess you probably gain the weight while practicing with shitty beer

Practice with Henny

God bless America

That’s nice fat man beer bottle slide

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1613928164366991365?s=46&t=jl7275O5-OE9fQ4pTuD9Kg

Did not know this but like it

Yea its cause of the bills KC game where no one punted and the bills never got the ball in OT

Well this year they just might

legit probably more concerned about cinci than KC this year

Be more concerned about the jags

You think the jags are coming to Buffalo for the AFC champ game?

bold prediction

No I’m kidding

Certainly it will be bills/cincy/kc

In the afc championship

I could hoen

hwhere

I’m off today because I was supposed to ski but it’s raining at mtn

hwhere

hwhere

I yhhh I went there on Wednesday

Because I’m a pig

Broder sounds dank

No navel for me today thx

Wen

That works

It is all of these things

Without a doubt

We could even have a pre lunch A

LRGGOOO

Border moved to Mississippi FYI

That took me off guard last weekend

Damn that RRR movie is over 3 hours long

Therein lies the rub

Yeah. I guess you can turn it off at any point if you hate it

I’ve only heard good things about it though other than the length

Yeah same

Anyone else get feces chilling in their fridge?

Yes wanna trade?

No, I need mine

Next week though

StarCraft

The masculine urge to eat more than 2 multivitamins in a day