Sunday, January 15, 2023

420 Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me Callin' me, all the time

This is good material

420 cream pie

Matt watch out

Jags are coming

Wild

That’s a freebie for KC

Why do those clowns get it so fucking easy

They are coming for KC first unfortunately

Agreed

Fuck Mahomes

I used to like him

I no longer do

That is so wild I wanna cum

Absolutely insane

I’m here

Let’s get that in audio

That’s not good

Do better

Do better

Happy birthday, Dame

he says thanks Cullen

I would also like to extend a hbd to the young fella

I’m so mad at the Chargers I really wanted that racist Bosa to get a piece of mahommes

Not because he’s racist I just have to acknowledge their racism when mentioning the bosa bros

Do the bills

Not respect

Skyler??

Skylar

What a catch

Sick catch from Knox

Yeah I said that first

While I’m very stoked for you mstt

I wanted *some* competition

I guess I’ll have to offset the dominance by drinking to increase my pleasure

Also

James > dalvin

It’s 7-0?

14-0

14

james is a beast glad we picked him

Yeah he’s turning into a stud

https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1614685817808556032?s=46&t=N-8PDFhClbSj3MWaWP-Tog

Both of the QBs who played last night looked like they could be named Skylar

To be fair, this guy could also easily be a Skylar

That is not a Skylar get out of here

You might as well post a selfie and say that

You Skylar looking fuck

Shots fired

Bro, he is dripping Skylar vibes

I think I’m too old to Skylar

I would have been a skyler

I would have been a Schuyler

No you wouldn’t

That’s for New York hipsters

How is there still 13 minutes in the second quarter

Because Obama

Why does Josh have to throw those picks :(

Because you touch yourself at night

Checks out

Wow

That hit in real time…

Trauma

Poor salvon

Ya that was a boomer

He went BLAM

I hate football

Billies need to get it together

Just the wild card jitters

I am anger

Come on beasley you trashy fuck

I hate every Skylar

In the quiet words of Drake, I’m Upset

Jesus I left with 2:10 and it was 6-17 and it’s tied now

Just fucking kill me

That was quite unexpected

It’s gonna be okay baby you got this

Let me tell you what I like to do in stressful situations

I stand up

And I squeeze my nipples as hard as I fucking can

It didn’t help

Squeeze your genitals next

This is going really bad

It’s ok, we’re all rooting for billies and I will put a hex onto Skylar if need be

Please hex

Kyle isn’t rooting for the billies Kyle only roots for chaos and evil

Dorsey what are these play calls

Fuck

We can’t just go over the top every fucking 3rd down

That was the Skyler hex

It worked

I hexed him

Thank you Bender hex him again for good measure

1 per quarter

Ok sorry for being greedy

But don’t worry it’s coming

COLE

Totally redeeming himself

Look I ever stopped believing

This shit is so sloppy what the fuck

How do you stop

Josh lookin a little shook out there

Cole

Bradley

Beasley

Bradley

Cole got ice in his veins thankfully

Gay

Davis

4th quarter hex please

I was just about to ask when you wanted that applied

Consider it done

Evan just did a very overt hex

I missed getting it on camera

But it involved dipping his finger in beer and throwing it at the screen screaming the curse

He hexed Waddle in addition to Skyler

And Jeff Wilson Jr.

Cullen asked me to repeat the ritual but it’s serious and I will not do a disservice to the spirits

The spirits:

Lol I just saw the score the gym

Just air it out every play that’s going fucking great

Eat like a king that’s on a budget

Sucking every dick for just a few nuggets

How did so many pints got scored

Watch a replay

We will not recount this

I assume defensive or special teams yht?

Bad things happened and the Dolphins scored points, good things happened and the Bills scored points

this fucking sucks

Jah will provide

I hate the NFL

Why hath Jah forsaken me?

You need to smoke more healing her

Herb

I can’t believe we are going to lose to a 3rd string rookie named Skylar

Congrats bro

Oof

Not good

Whoever elan is

Maybe just cramp

Good thing we don’t need secondary players

So deep out there

Congratulations

I will be drinking heavily to get through next weeks game

Hope you boys are in

Will you play the winner of the cinici/bal game?

I’ll be in

I think if Baltimore wins we would play Jax? Uncertain

Claudia’s is a mad house

Shit is going wild here

Hell yeah

There’s a chorus of people singing the Burger King song

How about now?

Go back to the gym

Did the saquon yht get them riled?

It got quieter

Are you wearing your packers poncho?

It didn’t effect their affection for BK

https://twitter.com/barryonhere/status/1614745023278624769?s=46&t=N-8PDFhClbSj3MWaWP-Tog

How did you know that was coming?

I won’t reveal my secrets

Eat like a king that’s on a budget

Grab onto my dick and watch me cum buckets

I got that Thielen feelin

Hooked on a Thielen

Cucky mcfuckman

L

Eat some terrible food for me

How does Murph rate their kitchen?