Thursday, December 29, 2022

Yeah that’s easiest too

I think I’m just going to fill a large saucer with milk and kick it up like a cat

Now you better

Can I put a leash on you while you lap it up?

Let’s not get too carried away here boys I just want to enjoy my new years saucer of milk without any complications

I have been high and drunk every day this week

It’s fantastic

I hope you are getting high on Cullen’s supply

I drank all his scotch

Then I felt bad because it was expensive and venmoed him $35

Then he sent me a pussy pic

I believe you are describing the American dream

It wasn’t bad

And it never will be

How would you guys feel about a trap remake of cotton eyed joe?

Will you record it?

Honestly I’m trying to hard to imagine it and it’s not really working

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1608489216463208448

Some people just want to watch the world cum, mastah wayne

I want the world to watch me cum

Then why has your onlyfans been so fucking stagnant

You must be looking at my old one

Shit!!

Horny I’m home

Prove it

You got through all Evans booby traps

?

I’m sitting on the tarmac of PDX

I am excited to see my Kyle Van Noy statue

I’m glad some of my well thought out jokes are landing

That one way really obiscure

Yeah that’s part of the humor

I almost had emergency diarrhea today fellas

I had to run back from basically fred Meyer area pulling my dog as fast as I could go

Nice

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1608579305378041858?s=46&t=7K7QWxTQ5W3B4TgdVwsb_g

This fucking guy