Wednesday, December 28, 2022

420 stunned n cummed

Guys I’m drinking cullens scotch

Come over and help me polish it off

That reminds me

On NYE, all you can drink Johnny walker black

I dare you to finish my half gallon

The person that finishes it gets a bottle of snoop dog wine

And then we will all smoke the sweet choochang

Hmmm

Man

Being high and drunk is tight

Like, it’s still fun, and I barely even feel like I need to be railing cocaine to enjoy myself

Is this personal growth?

No this is indeterminate adolescence

Y’all ever pretend you’re Kate winslett and get on your tippies toes in front of a bunch of Irishmen in steerage?

Yea

Evan is clearly making the most of his time off

Nobody wants to snowboard

Nobody wants to fuck

Like what do you want from me bro

Get drunk and high

Preferably by yourself in the dark

Stewie literally just bit my fucking dick off

He did

I sent it

Lol you are watching cullens house?

Are you by yourself?

Yeah i am

Perhaps I’ll break in and assault you

Sexually

Come over and drink the scotch

No

Evan is stoned and will kick you out

It’s what happens when you watch that house

Not my vibe bro

Hey Cullen—I know it’s normal that since your lot is pretty close to your neighbors—but there was some crumbling drywall and I may have found a secret room (yours?) where t

Amanda is going to be mad you’re going through her stuff

See it honestly would have helped to leave a note in this case now I feel bad

Yooooo Cullen—is it normal for there to be a 1/1

It’s right next to your Kyle Van Noy statue so wasn’t sure which belonged where

Evan is becoming isolated and weird

So NYE party at your place evan?

I believe so

Byoc?

Naturally

You supplying the ⛽️ 🔥

Naturally there will be a big bowl of cocaine on the center table

I’m gonna take a hero dose of shrooms and ring in 3023

The secret ingredient of which will be brought to you by our friends at Purdue Pharma

Should I see if I can find ⛽️ 🔥 or nah?

Euuuh

Maybe but also I’m good

Yeah I’m just gonna take shrooms