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Friday, December 30, 2022

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 spiffytheclowngirl honksmas
    Evan BbbenderKyle Derrick
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a love
  3. Cullen, meet me at hale pale
    Evan Bbbender
  4. We can drink a volcano
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I want in
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m eating a sushi burrito drinking wine and watching the finale of White Lotus (finale)
  7. Finally
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is it a sushi burrito or a hand roll?
  9. Or are they the same thing ?
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sushi burrito
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s it wrapped in?
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Seaweed
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cumsuace?
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    Extra
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle what’s for you in the mood for hale pele
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That was for cullen only
  17. I want you to meet me at the alibi
    Cullen Conway
  18. You have inspired me to take a walk despite having intestinal cramps that make feel like I may have emergency diarrhea
    Evan Bbbender
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Heather doesn’t want to have NYE at our house because she’s sick any guys have alternatives
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sounds made up
  21. Most things I know about require advance tickets and are mostly sold out
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah makes sense
  23. Gotta go to a crowded bar now
  24. Look beuhlahland is always open
  25. Cullen Conway avatar
    Liams friends invited me to a house party that will be the same as all those house parties
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cocaine
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  28. But I don’t really want to go there
  29. And also haven’t said I’d be with a crew
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We will probably go to a bar
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle what’s that lollipop thing you wanted to do?
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A couple bands and them a dj
  33. Formerly the dog a pony
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    That could be fun
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    May be sold out
  36. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wait til they see my hog
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
  38. Looks like it isn’t sold out
  39. But I’d def be down
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hmmm
  41. Can we discuss tomorrow
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Probably want to commit sooner than later
  43. Highly prefer something planned as opposed to just going to the same old shorty bars
  44. If I get the go ahead I may just buy a couple tickets for alysa and I to the lollipop shop thing since seems like no other plans are goo
  45. Matt avatar
    Bro lunch Friday?
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    If we go to bars I want to stick my dick
  48. Stim
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alysa and I getting tickets to lollipop shop so we will be doing that NYE
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    How much are they?
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    $23 including fees
  52. Goes up day of and may sell out idk
  53. They will have “disco ball” and “projections”
  54. Strange things to claim
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m likely in, Kyle
  56. Will probably buy tinirrow
  57. Tomorrow
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    🤙
  59. I assume Amanda is not keen on NYE celebration?
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna do dinner with her and her fam and then meet up with y’all
  61. She wants to be asleep by like 9 haha
  62. And obviously not drinking
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That sounds about right
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is evan gonna pull his super power for us?
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I will be on shrooms
    Evan Bbbender
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
  67. Also fine I’ll get a lollipop shoppe thing too
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Alright fellas it’s time to eat some CRAZY PUSSY with CRAAAZY TAXI
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dalton Schultz just squirted
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nice that’ll be great you might land 5th place
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kayos at 11:30 for all the brave
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    See you there bro bro
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s a browns fan at the airport wearing a “full Chubb” shirt
  75. Matt avatar
    Are you sure he’s not just an erection fan?
  76. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Clearly he is both
  77. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Any of you fucking duck heads want to have a happy hour beer later
  78. Dick*
  79. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Potentially
  80. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1608941245274923010