Friday, November 25, 2022

3.1 lbs

Does that count cum?

Cummies

https://twitter.com/joshuaphilll/status/1595894333344972802?s=46&t=25V525K8VdV47TE1bwsRzw

Please define mommy Miller’s

Thought that just meant tiddies

Honestly I have no fucking idea

https://twitter.com/outofcontextev/status/1595618187713855488?s=46&t=25V525K8VdV47TE1bwsRzw

“That pumpkin pie is gonna be a little sweeter for mike McCarthy tonight”

Pumpkin pie is always absolutely delicious to both mike McCarthy and Brian daboll

Daboll, pictured above, drips sweet from beneath his breasts as he trots briskly onto the practice field after having ravenously devoured a snickers ice cream bar

Sweat, damnit

I think this is the first thanakgici game McCarthy has won

Vikings looked very sharp on that drive

I just did the griddy on my ankle and it held up

Pebis cunty

I like that

Agholor

Ate hummus

Yeah was that Patrick P who tripped up there?

I Jack my dick on yo back go

Pebis

I don't like our play calling there

Play action on second

Should have been the move

I mean you have to run the ball at some point

Kurt

Thanks evan

Pebis

Pebis country

Lets cum

LFG

Cullen

What are your keys to this game?

Cream

Then cream again

And again

-cream

Veni veni veni

-cream

That's Greg the leg. You see him tee up and

Cream

Every Justin Jefferson play feels like a highlight

Anyone but dalvin plz

Plz

Dalvin must Cook

They need to feed ham

FEED HAM

I agree

Hock

Greg

It’s all he does

No way you will need that point

I told you

Why does he always do this

Point shaving

Ben's don't break defense isn't good when trying to prevent a field goal

Agreed

I hate our D

You love za’darius

And Patrick p

And Harrison smith

And Kendrick’s

And Hunter

And Danielle

You love at least half of the d

How about that missed XP tho

Surely that won’t mattwr

That’s your special teams

That’s your special creams

How about those special creams

Kyle that’s you and Alysa in a nutshell

https://twitter.com/mockspade/status/1595265340053016576

I do like he defends Jewish ppls

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1595485497668911105

Big if true !

https://twitter.com/d00ming/status/1595942483090866176?s=46&t=jvmGUNtJDotnl-vzGRQbOw

https://twitter.com/taylorlewan77/status/1596156098641371136?s=46&t=4sYtMpcX-j6Zx901jJ2mJw

This is a sick shitpost Taylor lewan is a bad man

https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1596160004272398336

✍️

White elephant gift

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1596206975221645312?s=46&t=jWSXpcwn0lhrcIz2hpmTcA

https://twitter.com/smilingobject/status/1596205802603556864?s=46&t=jWSXpcwn0lhrcIz2hpmTcA

*bussy

Creamy Philip

All i have to eat are thanksgiving leftovers this is actually hell

Related: dan, how’s the carcass stew

https://twitter.com/simonrowntree1/status/1596210160933883905?s=46&t=jWSXpcwn0lhrcIz2hpmTcA

Soccer sucks so bad imagine getting excited to watch a game that ends 0-0

I am a soccer fan

Embarrassing

Don’t admit that shit in public

And I find a 0-0 soccer game considerably more exciting than an NBA game that ends like 118-100

High scoring but meaningless points

Cullen is Mr. Sportz

0-0 has excitement because a goal can change it all at any moment

118-100 is boring as shit

At least someone probably dunked in 118-100

Vs a fucking track and field match

Yeah soccer and baseball both need to find a way to increase scoring

Needs more cream

What doesn’t?

I disagree with the higher scoring makes it better thing that most people seem to subscribe to

Some time low scoring events lead to hugely important points/goals, like it increases the importance

Anyway, I’m gonna eat weed and watch James Bond

Sounds like a low scoring event

That was fire