Thursday, November 24, 2022

https://twitter.com/hotpinkfurby/status/1595235390012669953?s=46&t=54U0jfgvWrrvJyVBUFxyow

Lolol

😎

The sky in Portland is fucking wild right now

Pics or gtfo

I want see

Already set

So are we doing hot drug water for the mouse show?

I have that big ol bag of mushrooms

Yea

Or at least eating them

Damn I’m jelly stfu

No

https://twitter.com/ivyluvx/status/1595385196941291520?s=46&t=hVB15Ka5VSdhbTfzBypDlw

I’m def gonna take like .7-1.0

Is that enough to hallucinate?

No probably not

But I don’t think I’d be comfortable in that dense or crowd on more than 1 h

G

Agreed

I’m hoping my stump holds up

That’s what I’ve been calling my bum ankle

Looks like only one opener.

Is it Enya?

I wish

It’s “mattress”

Oh hell yeah!

I love “mattress”

yea 1G is def max

Please do cocaine

No

Cocaine is for after party at goth dance club

But we don’t have evan to use his super power

So it may be tough

Creamy philz

We will just have to offer up your hole for some blow

I’m down

It I could ask Liams friends but I don’t really want to

Let’s just take boomers

Yeah I don’t want to take cocaine and mushrooms

Honestly if you can get some blow up there good fucking luck major sarlaac vibes

You talking about my azz?

https://twitter.com/thenewsatglenn/status/1595415100189450241?s=46&t=5QirMPhOKtBycO8ZYTf9-Q

That’s a hawg

Matt, is that not just Josh Allen’s spicy seasonal hog photoshopped onto a jive turkey?

Uncanny

https://twitter.com/annieagar/status/1595792878709661707?s=46&t=CdX2yZv1_iHuIaZ_RGjS5Q

I mean football is at 9:30am what else are you gonna do?

Maybe this

https://twitter.com/rampcapitalllc/status/1595824012021891072?s=46&t=CdX2yZv1_iHuIaZ_RGjS5Q

The music really hits for me

how about that dj chark

And a jamaaly wally to cap it off

Fuck you bender

He loves doing that

Lol it’s Detroit come on

To his credit jamaal Williams has 13 fucking yht this year

Detroit is a team that’s heating up and we have looked super lackluster recently

Those two statements are maybe incongruent

This should bring you holiday cheer

You can hearHeathers mom in the background asking “do you like rap?”

Come on Knox I need me some Knox

Evan, nobody - including you - cares about your fantasy team

I do

Oh hey kale

I made a sick trade in my other league this am

Happy Thanksgiving, kale

Gimme some of that Cumkin pie

Happy Thanksgiving Cullen

Sorry about the Vikings losing later

Wait, im not.

Thank you

Is Kurt gonna suck because is prime time?

Cummies

Gimme some of that Cumkin pie

Our OL is banged up and the Pats have a great pass rush, so probably yes Kale

How many sacks for Judon Noodles?

Pebis Cummies

https://twitter.com/usingcigarettes/status/1595479384592351234?s=46&t=CdX2yZv1_iHuIaZ_RGjS5Q

This is so good

Haven’t you sent this already? Feel like I’ve seen it 3 times in the last 2 days

I sent that

Yesterday

Shit

Sorry all

But jamaal fumbled

Likely because I sent that tweet

Now THATS COMEDY

Listen baby, duffman sends a lot of things

https://twitter.com/cIubmoss/status/1595838572678217728

Damn von miller

Shid with one eye open

Using your tushy right

This halftime show is making me fucking dizzy

The matrix is a timely reference

Only 20 years old

Who is this woman

https://twitter.com/ScottNover/status/1595786059069153284

I was wondering the same

No idea who she is

The dancers wearing fake muscle suits is weird too

Bizarre

Little Hoingus just outside

Sick Diggs is hurt now too

(He’s back in)

Someone should have told me Isaiah McKenzie would be receiving 90% of the bills offense today

He’s a filthy boi

He’s having a day

Please don’t lay a goose egg on me Dawson

Right when I let him back into the circle of trust

No one cares about your fantasy team

:(

Apparently Kyle does

Well because he cares that if loses

The bills wanted 7

They got 2

Evan you’re ahead

God I love safeties

Really just one of the most satisfying things to happen for your team

Someone tell Josh that ancelone is not on his team

No shit

At least it bounced

But what are you doing

I think cook was supposed to keep moving right

But he stopped

That makes sense I guess

When do we start drinking?

Whenever you want?

2 hours ago

Holding the fuck out of 97 on that one lol

Classic lions

If you ask nicely enough the refs will give you what you want

This game is kind of wild

Billies just looking uninspired recently

Josh’s elbow is obviously a problem

Fins are playing better football than us right now so we might be wild carding

Yeah honestly they do still look like they can score on any play but you’re right it does seem like there’s some general lethargy on both sides

Detroit is also better than their record indicates

I mean, didn’t you see hard knocks

Football is an exact science based on vibes and the bills got bad vibes going recently

Josh looks stressed in the huddle

My spiderman loser senses are tingling

Yeah he used to look pissed when things were going bad now he always looks worried

He’s all flushed in the face

I think the elbow is a big problem

Is it fucked?

His throws haven’t looked the same

How about his hog?

It’s a UCL injury that effects his ability to grip the ball, so it hurts when he releases

Hog is healthy as ever thank allah

Inshallah

His problem today is simply that he has not targeted Knox

I’m willing to entertain that at this point

Seems like they’re mostly using Knox to block tho

Doesn’t seem like Josh ever wants the check down either he wants big boy ball downfield every play

Doesn’t seem like the Bills like winning anymore

They just need a little bit of shout playing in the locker room

Or maybe there’s been too much of that

Super sick spin move by Goff

KNOX ON THE BOARD!!!

What a dime

Oooooof

3 point game you have got to be kidding me

Wow

That’s the classic Vikings love

We do that like every game

Buffalo doesn’t

https://twitter.com/briansutterermd/status/1595855582317215746?s=46&t=teMow27g9bVqtJ95TcC7xw

Not for the squeamish

This game is wild

What a fucking throw

Great game

Congrats Matt

Whew

That was a fun one

Not for Matt

Yeah I enjoyed the last 3 seconds of it

That’s because you’re a bass man

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1595770146164989955?s=46&t=TcZeTaJRf_1mAkYOZCcWcg

That stat line never gets old

Why touch the ball if you’re not going to score?

Anyone want the giants in this one?

🙋

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1595883352346632192

Cummies

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1595530399848898560?s=46&t=FnBliS7_GczqvUlewyzk9g

Wtf PETA

I kinda want to fuck that turkey

Same bro

I like a girthy Turkey

I am thankful for the girth

https://twitter.com/freudy/status/1595574461515943941?s=46&t=FnBliS7_GczqvUlewyzk9g

Alright boys

Premeal weigh in time

Just looking for a post meal delta here, nothing fancy

Please aspire to a ten pound delta

I wore my loose pants