Monday, November 7, 2022
420 creemy philip
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589390597798125568- https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1589393052707479552
- Crowdsourcing truth is now a legitimate thing
Works for Wikipedia. But this is a much different game- https://twitter.com/mikerecine/status/1589450000618393601
- https://twitter.com/khanstopme/status/1589395818867757062?s=46&t=vTzHBsUXo-TljOozSfWsYg
- it just gets worse everyday.
- It is slightly alarming that he doesn’t see the irony in any of this
- This takeover has been funnier than I personally expected so far
- But I take a lot of joy in the richest fuck in the world making himself miserable through his own hubris
- It’s equally interesting watching him just spitball ideas as though they are policy and then continue to lean into them
- Like yeah, that’s going to work out
- Yeah, I don’t get why he is tweeting his way through this
- Because he thinks he’s smart and he’s getting some sort of validation from his fanboys while he does it
- Yeah, I don’t think anyone so smart has worked so hard to convince everyone that he is so dumb
- Man this dude has never been that smart he’s just been good at convincing people he is
- I’m sure there was a spy who once pretended to have Down syndrome
- Wasn’t there an Edward Norton movie about that or something
- whatCullen Conway
- I believe it is called the score
- With Ed Norton, marlon Brando and deniro
- Elon hasn’t invented any of the shit he takes credit for, he’s managed to invest well and has convinced himself and others that means he is amongst the most intelligent people on earth when that isn’t remotely the cas
- Ed Norton plays a disabled janitor or something
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589639376186724354
- What about this one
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589649285880385536?s=46&t=vTzHBsUXo-TljOozSfWsYgMatt
- So good!!!!
- Humor is back!!!! 🤣
- I think he’s throwing shade at mastodon the open source Twitter clone
- Yes
- It’s just not funny
- Yeah, he’s definitely not funny enough for this frequency of tweets
- https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1589672329063596032?s=46&t=vTzHBsUXo-TljOozSfWsYg
- This is pretty brutal I don’t even know who the packers can throw the ball to anymore lol
- You do know
- You’ve always known
- It’s Bob Ton
- It is
- Taking a chance on Sammy Watkins at this point is pretty funny, what could your expectations have been?
- Yes it was absolutely insane
- Like he went to the chiefs and the ravens and was bad/hurt all the time
- Why in gods name would it be any different
- Evan, I fucked you with your own tunyussy this weekend.
- I mean yeah he’s the reason you beat me and not because joe Mixon had 50 fucking points
- One TD away from the record for most Tds in a game
- (6 by Alvin Kamara in 2020)
On Christmas- Be the Vikings
- Vs
- https://twitter.com/keithjohnstack/status/1589681215548051457
- https://twitter.com/tinysnekcomics/status/1589684449171902464
- https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1589684140286554115?s=46&t=N7pW0HMsbg15tUvkUx6qbw
- This is p good
- Watched half of that movie last night and was really enjoying it
- What’s it on?
- Don’t know a pirates life for me
- https://twitter.com/StrangestMedia/status/1589601116249288704?s=20&t=muZHYBnNS6Dpe3iEQFkhBgMatt
- Grandma getting after it
- Y’all get Friday off?
- No, but I probably won’t be working
- I do, but I’ll be at Yummy Beach
- Veterans Day fyi
- I thought you’re not at the bank anymore Kyle why do you still get all these bullshit holidays off?
- Federal government contractor
- Are you going to skip bro lunch even though you’re not working?
- LikelyMatt
- But maybe not
- To early to say
- It is early but I’m always targeting lunch
- https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1589691741711765504
- God damn we don’t deserve the onion sometimesCullen Conway
- https://twitter.com/DudespostingWs/status/1589649512540536834
- Its worth watching
- Yeah I saw that
- Power move
- More bothered than I should be that he did that in his socksCullen Conway
- Better than bare feet I guess
- HEY
- REMEMBER TO VOTE
- Did Alice steal your phone?Cullen Conway
- Ha. My voting record is unimpeachable!
- However, thanks to Alice, may access to the secretary of states voting records has been restored after 10 years. So if you don’t vote. You get shame
- I don’t believe in electoralism
- Are you in Washington county now Dan?Matt
- no
- mult still.
- I voted for Hardesty if that’s why you are asking.
- But for some reason I think it is not.
- I wrote in Elon for every positionEvan Bbbender
- How do we all feel about legislators (republicans) with 10 I excused absences
- Vote for the thing that makes them show up, I think its yes.
- The dems did that back in the 80s.
- But it was stupid then too
- I voted yes on that
- ELECTORALIST!
- And also the council reform bill cause fuck mingus mapps
- Yeah, that was long overdue.
- City was being run like a student government
- I mean my wife did democrat voter fraud for meEvan Bbbender
- JK I wouldn’t let her pick my votes she’d vote for dumb lib shit probably
- The gun database bill was ill advised
- Seems like it just brings out conservative turnout and is unconstitutional even if it passes, which it won’t
- Where is the measure to feed the homeless (to the homeless)
- ???
- They have the concentration camp thing going, cannibalism next
- Internment*
- https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7kbq/palmer-luckey-made-a-vr-headset-that-kills-the-user-if-they-die-in-the-game
- Think it works for those “try not to cum” VR games?Cullen Conway