Sunday, November 6, 2022

Do you guys think taking mushrooms would help me better adjust to the time change?

Like a factory reset

Yes

100%

Is that tonight overnight?

No it’s tomorrow midday

They changed it

Shrooms it is!

Kyle, rip a heater to really reset

Good possibility

I kinda want to come hang

We’ll see how I’m feeling after the game

Is coffin club the move?

There is currently no moves that I am aware

Seems like things fizzled

I took myself a nap but overall feeling uninspired

I’m gonna take mushrooms

And do a 69

It’s gonna be weird

godspeed

Godspeed

I like the sound o that

Is Alysa onboard?

Where n wen

Fuck I’m horny

Color me tickled pebis

Kyle what say ye

Kyle is eatin’ cluss

I’m eating pizza right now

Then cluss

Then?

Wait is Alysa in clown attire?

Alysa is sucking my asshole

Answer the fucking question

She says I can’t say

How did she manage to say that while sucking your asshole?!?

Answer me that, Kyle!!!!

She spoke through my asshole

Like the chess master cheating

Y’all ever feel a little fucked uo then shake your head super intensely just yo ground yourself only to end up realizing you just did a very impressive boss Nass impersonation

No

It’s nice

Hoen update

What?

Hoen update

Hien

Kyle you never shake your jowls?

I’m hien

No

Yes

https://twitter.com/youngtiddy/status/1589099360549482503?s=46&t=gbFF3Uv75PJsQy4VRqlGZg

https://twitter.com/youngtiddy/status/1589092068781350912?s=46&t=gbFF3Uv75PJsQy4VRqlGZg

Back to back

Suck off the messenger

Why

In Harry Potter

Did none of the wizards have armor

Like plate mail with magical spell resistance

Like -14% ice damage

+15% healing

420 queef chief

Hoing

Cullen with the nasty 420 am

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1589211450643722247

Yes, I’ve seen this

But have you seen this?

Of course I’ve seen it

Is diggs going to get lost in the sauce today?

Have you started trying to convince Alysa to get bigger and bigger tits until that endgame yet?

Diggs is bringing extra blue cheese for his wings today

No

But I have been pushing her to get labial fillers

Now is the time to start bro you can’t just get freakish tits like that in a single procedure

Because I like a really beefy lab

Like REALLY BEEFY

Like synthol injections into the lab?

Yes

Exactly like that

Get pronounced bussy lab

Make buss majora and buss minora

No

Buss vulva

https://twitter.com/davidwolfe/status/1588953230318661634?s=46&t=PvnAVhc3iFXfStu06r-9Wg

Odd uptick there…

Wonder what happened

*COUGH* fauci ouchie *COUGH*

Very real and well sourced chart

Yeah I was being sarcastic for the record

Billies have no mercy for the Jete today

JK Josh just threw a god awful pick

Check out that flag

Romeo Doubs is dead

The packers are toast

Do they have the Vikings on every TV? That’s how you know its a real vikes bar

No

I watched Romeo die, in fact

Well

Rodgers is washed

He just sucks now

That’s future Vikings great Aron Rogers to you

I will never do Josh so dirty

For a ring at least

Rodgers has 2 end zone ints

3

Josh isn’t having a great game either

You’re still in the game stop being a baby

Lol it’s just a dumpster fire team now

Josh just threw a bad INT

Powering up as necessary with some Josh’s Jaqs

Billies playing from behind for the first time in a while time to see if Josh got the dog in him

Evan, since the jets are your afc team, are you rooting for them?

Gross

Whew Josh just tried to throw INT #3

On an unrelated note, the mushrooms did not help with the time change. May have made it worse.

Guess I better try again tonight

If the Billies want to consider themselves the SB favorites you gotta step the fuck up and beat the Jete here come on

It’s a division game, it doesn’t count

I know

It’s easy to drop divisional games

The jets are low key hood tho

Good

Packers losing to the lions is just fantastic

I don’t k ow of the jets are low key good

They may just be regular good

Packers lose to the 1-6 lions

I’m done watching football until the postseason now

🫡

The jets are pretty good but the bills have high expectations

Yeah that’s a tough one

I need a fucking beer

I thought he was a New Orleans guy?

He’s from Nola yesh but he’s always been a packer fan

Because when he was young the saints were bad and the packers were good

Sad

I just ate a burrito and had a beer now I’m going to smoke a lot of weed and play video games

How you not gonna root for your hometown team?

They will help me recover from this trauma

Yeah it’s pretty fickle

What are you gaming ?

Bro

AOE2

🤙🏻

I thiugjtnyoumonlymdod that with dan

Whoa

No but usually

Is being stoned playing an rts even fun?

It’s fantastic

Yeah I guess different strokes

Christ. Fields had 178 rushing yards today