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Friday, November 4, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I am often putting my shoes on to go the gym around 420
  3. So if it’s 419 then yes I keep time
  4. Not watching a seconds clock. I was just walking today and accidentally hit send
  5. Those are some fun guys
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They is 4 lbs
  7. I’m grabbing some for Matt daddy
  8. Ill try and grab the biggest ones
    Matt
  9. Matt avatar
    Kyrie is rolling with Ye on his black Israelite kick
  10. Cullen Conway avatar
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    My child is eating candy and listening to me sing eye of the honee into my phone
    3
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s the fucking life
  13. Matt avatar
    Nation of Islam making a comeback with rich athletes again kind of rules
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    That text is hilarious
  15. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/borgposting/status/1588330149405233152
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://hollywoodtheatre.org/
  17. Anyone want to see this lil guy
  18. Not good link
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s a soft link
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    Not a hard link
  22. I have been wanting to see that…
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Saturday…?
  24. Cullen Conway avatar
    If it’s a matinee I’m prolly down
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    3:30?
  26. Or sometime mid next week would be coo
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Sounds great. Though I need to make sure I’m not supposed to be making fences or anything
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mid week?
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Saturday matinee
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hoingü
  31. Anyone else dtf? Maybe dinner after or moon and sixpence
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This is actually a game
  33. Daemon Targaryen Pierce is apparently a good running back
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s awesome on my 3-5 fantasy team
  35. If the Texans win I will lose my shit
  36. Like I will not be able to find it
  37. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/dril/status/1588342433246347264
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/smilingnodding/status/1588035923412779009?s=46&t=HLWkgy7vfjXs_yotbd14hQ
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/tommybayertime/status/1588255572402618368?s=46&t=cALPSjyTrM9_1saSzLuthw
  40. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  41. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/shaq/status/1588341358431178752
  42. Dumpstered by shaq
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I seent that, quite savage
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1588420217029681152?s=46&t=mjRd_zHoNZ0_y4fuvuYxOw
  45. Matt avatar
    Still thinking about getting that night vision surgery
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s no meager feat
  47. First, you gotta kill a few people
  48. Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again.
  49. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
  50. Matt avatar
    Escape from Butcher Bay is the best video game based on a movie franchise ever
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Never played it tbh
  52. But I would contend Aladdin for Super Nintendo is better
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But let’s get down to brass tacks
  54. Where?
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    I mean this.
  56. I will go anywhere
  57. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Could be good pho/ramen weather
  58. I’d also go back to wajan
  59. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588538640401018880?s=46&t=mjRd_zHoNZ0_y4fuvuYxOw
    2
  60. Matt avatar
    You love to see it
  61. Entitled child
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol. Weird cause effect relationship there, all ad based revenues are down at the major tech companies.
  63. Matt avatar
    Let’s be honest all of these “free speech warriors” just want a free pass to be awful humans online. Advertisers aren’t that dum
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well, yeah
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    Well, Hoen
  66. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Non-controversial speech is so boring
  67. It’s like
  68. 🥱🥱🥱
  69. Let’s get real let’s talk about it
  70. This wind is intense
  71. I’m definitely going to lose power later
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    will it blows off course for lunch?
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nothing can stop me from hoenig
  74. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/sixscosepoise/status/1588001567004917760
  75. Daniel Miller avatar
    MattLet’s be honest all of these “free speech warriors” just want a free…
    Some of them surely want to be awful in real life too
  76. Matt avatar
    So they want a platform for their awfulness, exactly
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Any restaurants with outdoor seating on this beautiful day?
  78. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol.
  79. Ok, I rescind my earlier statement, I won’t go anywhere
  80. Gonna have to be insider
  81. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw that the coast is getting like up to 25’ waves
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    Shaka
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Surfs up brah!!!
    Cullen Conway
  84. Matt avatar
    It’s fuggin gross out I’m probably out for lunch since I’m without a car
  85. Also I took the day off to sit in my underwear and play video games
    2
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If we eat somewhere by your house I can pick you up
  87. Dare I say dim sum
  88. Matt avatar
    Word
  89. Kyle Derrick avatar
  90. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll hoen for sum dim
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Great day for vidya tho
  92. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I wish I could get my hands on a ps5
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    The discord is going to pop off this afternoon !
  94. Matt avatar
    I heard ps5s are easier to come by nowadays is that not true?
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I was looking the other day and was sold out except for random marked up ones
  96. https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2022/11/02/lincoln-city-restaurant-lil-sambos-is-closing/
  97. Last chance for racist pancakes!
  98. Daniel Miller avatar
    At the DMV, any good vanity plate suggestions?
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😋
  100. $CUM
  101. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Danbo
  102. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1588514929149374465
  103. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Where are the pics with hasby
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/mightyspxdey/status/1588547455096098817?s=46&t=A1TDm6xmcI8PPJX3iAElsw
    Matt
  105. Daniel Miller avatar
    Alright, when and where for lunch, Cullen you in?
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean I want dumpling or ramen
  107. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sounds good. Got a spot in mind?
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kayos for ramen or ocean city for dumpling
  109. The latter being the more Matt friendly option
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ocean city? No hk cafe?
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’d do hk cafe never been
  112. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is very good.
  113. Closish to Matt as well
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Matt, cürlen?
  115. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The fuck
  117. Matt avatar
    I like that HK Cafe’s menu says Best food, Good food
  118. I forgot Jen made me a lunch so maybe I should just eat that
  119. Daniel Miller avatar
    it really is best good food
  120. You sure, we can pick ya up.
  121. I’ll make Evan ride in the back too
  122. even when you aren’t I the car
    Matt
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Im not riding in the back!!!!!!111
  124. Daniel Miller avatar
    Keep it up with the exclamation points and you’ll be in the carseat.
  125. *bruces carseat
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll drive myself then
  127. Daniel Miller avatar
    No.
  128. I’m picking you up and you are going to make pleasant conversation
  129. Matt avatar
    I’m not coming unless Evan shows up in the trunk
    Cullen Conway
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Im def not going in the trunk
  131. Matt avatar
    You can remain clothed though
  132. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve got meetings for a bit now. Evan, can I show up at your place around 1230 and we figure this all out
  133. I have duct tape and an old pillow case in my trunk, anything else I should bring?
    Cullen Conway
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s it
  135. Im bringing my gun
  136. Daniel Miller avatar
    See you at 1230
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    👿
  138. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1588567651957493762?s=46&t=A1TDm6xmcI8PPJX3iAElsw
    2
  139. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s it! I’m taking some speed
    Cullen Conway
  140. Cullen Conway avatar
    Then go to Steam
  141. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t want to get banned for using peds
  142. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s just like poppers essentially
  143. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mcconaughey/status/1588542084847665159?s=42&t=8mzZtO-Ft9d8oH6XFUyX0A
  144. This is as McConaughey-ey as it gets
  145. “The thing I like most about high school girls…they’re in the honeyhole between already and not yet. Amen”
    Matt
  146. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That kind of makes me want to cum
    Cullen Conway
  147. IM HUNGRY
  148. Daniel Miller avatar
    Matt, do you want dim sum
  149. Matt avatar
    Do you want dim summa deez nuts?
    Cullen Conway
  150. Fuckin gottem
  151. Cullen Conway avatar
    WOOOOOOOOOOOO
  152. Matt avatar
    No but thank you for the offer
  153. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lmaooooo
  154. Le meow
  155. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But Matt I’ve got your mushrooms
    Matt
  156. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/SkinnyTuna/status/1588346589596508160?s=20&t=ZbbpoR3dWeNrVXG1vYQp5A
  157. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1588616350250967040?s=20&t=ZbbpoR3dWeNrVXG1vYQp5A
  158. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 cummies
  159. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Man Steam was packed
  160. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Did you get packed?
  161. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No but I sucked and fucked
  162. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does anyone know how many calories are in adderal?